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[Ali]

Better?

It's too late, the harm you've done to both our reputations cannot be undone.

[Waser Lave]

I'd demand compensation if I didn't know that Joe was a total bum who lives in a cabin in the woods.

[Ali]

I'd demand compensation if I didn't know that Joe was a total bum who lives in a cabin in the woods.

I want a public apology.

[Waser Lave]

I want a public apology.

 

I want a public hanging.

[Ali]

I want a public hanging.

Completely reasonable and proportionate response, but I think Cristen would be sad and I'm quite fond of her.

[Waser Lave]

Completely reasonable and proportionate response, but I think Cristen would be sad and I'm quite fond of her.

 

She must have know when she married him that one day he'd incite a lynch mob...

[Ali]

She must have know when she married him that one day he'd incite a lynch mob...

We are but 2 people, does that count as a mob? Or are you bringing your book burning huddlers for support?

[Waser Lave]

We are but 2 people, does that count as a mob? Or are you bringing your book burning huddlers for support?

 

I have a longship if it helps the cause but it's difficult to travel far because I can only row on one side at a time...

[Ali]

I have a longship if it helps the cause but it's difficult to travel far because I can only row on one side at a time...

It just seems a lot of effort to row the Atlantic when I can get a tube to Heathrow...

[Waser Lave]

It just seems a lot of effort to row the Atlantic when I can get a tube to Heathrow...

 

Heathrow is still a long way from his shack though... Unless you can harness some kind of giant flying bird to take you over the water, lulz.

[Ali]

Heathrow is still a long way from his shack though... Unless you can harness some kind of giant flying bird to take you over the water, lulz.

It's all seeming like an awful lot of effort. New idea, we stay where we are and accept that sooner or later, someone else will probably do the lynching for us.

[Waser Lave]

It's all seeming like an awful lot of effort. New idea, we stay where we are and accept that sooner or later, someone else will probably do the lynching for us.

 

True, I hear it's pretty much a pastime over there.

 

I just can't believe what he accused me of... I get why he accused you of it, but me? Disgraceful...

[Ali]

True, I hear it's pretty much a pastime over there.

I just can't believe what he accused me of... I get why he accused you of it, but me? Disgraceful...

This is character assassination, I'm the picture of innocence. You didn't offer me pie, or call me pet or anything. I think the move has meddled with his brain.

[Waser Lave]

This is character assassination! You didn't offer me pie, or call me pet or anything.

 

Exactly, the clear signs just didn't exist at all. I didn't even offer to show you my whippet...now that would be an obvious sign.

 

I notice he's shirked off somewhere now.

[Ali]

Exactly, the clear signs just didn't exist at all. I didn't even offer to show you my whippet...now that would be an obvious sign.

I notice he's shirked off somewhere now.

And I've never shown the slightest interest in whippets. I've been busy being quiet and demure.

Sign of a guilty man that, fleeing the scene.

[Waser Lave]

And I've never shown the slightest interest in whippets. I've been busy being quiet and demure.

Sign of a guilty man that, fleeing the scene.

 

Well, I'm not sure I'd go that far... If anything I'm the quiet and demure one here.

 

He's probably thoroughly ashamed of himself and gone to hide in a corner somewhere to cry I bet.

[Ali]

Well, I'm not sure I'd go that far... If anything I'm the quiet and demure one here.

He's probably thoroughly ashamed of himself and gone to hide in a corner somewhere to cry I bet.

You're northern, your incapable of quiet and demure. It's something about the accent. I, on the other hand, can go strolling about with a parasol (and probably an appropriate chaperone) and everyone immediately thinks I'm demure.

I expect so, overcome with guilt.

[Waser Lave]

You're northern, your incapable of quiet and demure. It's something about the accent. I, on the other hand, can go strolling about with a parasol (and probably an appropriate chaperone) and everyone immediately thinks I'm demure.

I expect so, overcome with guilt.

 

Hey, I regularly stroll about with a parasol... I'm not sure the first word people think of is demure though.  

[Ali]

Hey, I regularly stroll about with a parasol... I'm not sure the first word people think of is demure though.

Probably bewildered due to the lack of sun and need for a parasol in the north.

[Waser Lave]

Probably bewildered due to the lack of sun and need for a parasol in the north.

 

The dress probably doesn't help either.

[Frizzle]

Combo breaker.

[Ali]

The dress probably doesn't help either.

Thought you only broke that out for Strat...

[Waser Lave]

Combo breaker.

 

You're doing it wrong.

 

Thought you only broke that out for Strat...

 

Times are tough, you've got to earn a living somehow...

[Ali]

Times are tough, you've got to earn a living somehow...

Yeah, that's why I keep going to the office every day........and if that goes wrong, I've watched a lot of Hustle.

[Sweeney]

I publically apologise. For something.