Well, Strategist...
#1
Posted 25 June 2014 - 08:59 AM
#2
Posted 25 June 2014 - 09:03 AM
If you lay flat on your back, you get a better angle, but do risk getting covered in piss... because that's what we're all worried about whilst trying to urinate into our own mouths...
#3
Posted 25 June 2014 - 09:06 AM
Erm...I regret clicking the link to this thread now.
#4
Posted 25 June 2014 - 09:08 AM
What the?! WHY!!!
#5
Posted 25 June 2014 - 09:09 AM
I think that gives a whole new meaning to the words, "golden shower". But why would you want to drink your own piss? Unless you're Bear Grylls of course.
#6
Posted 25 June 2014 - 09:10 AM
If you lay flat on your back, you get a better angle, but do risk getting covered in piss... because that's what we're all worried about whilst trying to urinate into our own mouths...
"Oh, man, I really hate it when I get piss all over my hands when I'm pissing into my own mouth"
#7
Posted 25 June 2014 - 09:12 AM
Bet those dirty bastards don't even wash their hands afterwards.
#8
Posted 25 June 2014 - 09:19 AM
lol, this is great.
#9
Posted 25 June 2014 - 09:20 AM
Bet those dirty bastards don't even wash their hands afterwards.
They do.
With their piss.
#12
Posted 25 June 2014 - 09:33 AM
Come on, piss into your own mouth then.yes?
#13
Posted 25 June 2014 - 09:34 AM
Oh no, I can see it now.
Pissing Contest #1
Take a video of you pissing into your own mouth. Winner will be determined by whoever gets the most piss into their mouth, which will be determined by you spitting out your piss into a marked measuring cup. There will also be a second category for winners, best stream of piss.
The second category will be determined by a vote when the videos are posted.
#14
Posted 25 June 2014 - 09:35 AM
Oh no, I can see it now.
Pissing Contest #1
Take a video of you pissing into your own mouth. Winner will be determined by whoever gets the most piss into their mouth, which will be determined by you spitting out your piss into a marked measuring cup. There will also be a second category for winners, best stream of piss.
The videos will also be up for whoever had the best stream of piss, as determined by voting.
We were saving that one for Christmas! Way to spoil it...
#15
Posted 25 June 2014 - 09:36 AM
Oh no, I can see it now.
Pissing Contest #1
Take a video of you pissing into your own mouth. Winner will be determined by whoever gets the most piss into their mouth, which will be determined by you spitting out your piss into a marked measuring cup. There will also be a second category for winners, best stream of piss.
The second category will be determined by a vote when the videos are posted.
oh god... no
Come on, piss into your own mouth then.
for a girl that's gotta be very tricky... I'll let you figure it out first and then let me know how it works.
#16
Posted 25 June 2014 - 09:58 AM
I'm sure it's healthy...some how.
#17
Posted 25 June 2014 - 09:59 AM
oooooo... @Strategist, is that the secret to your good looks hahahahaha
#18
Posted 25 June 2014 - 09:59 AM
Does it taste like beer?
I can't see a sober person doing this.
#19
Posted 25 June 2014 - 10:06 AM
oh god... no
for a girl that's gotta be very tricky... I'll let you figure it out first and then let me know how it works.
Funnel + some hollow tubing + suction = ...success?
#21
Posted 25 June 2014 - 10:23 AM
So seriously, codex pissing contest?
#23
Posted 25 June 2014 - 10:28 AM
So seriously, codex pissing contest?
We get those in almost every thread, there's no point.
#24
Posted 25 June 2014 - 10:43 AM
There is a section for general contests that normal users can hold.. just yea.
I want it to be official though.
Also, can someone make an animated urinating penis award for it?
#25
Posted 25 June 2014 - 10:44 AM
*pisses all over thread*
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