It occurred to me that asking for such lends on this website might not be such an awful idea . I don't have the funds to get them myself and kind of doubt I ever will but I have an account that definitely looks worthy of both these avatars (plus the chia). And I'd like to think I have a little decent rep here too so if you're willing I'd love to knock these off the bucket list.
(If you're selling, I am not interested in purchasing lends, sorry)