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[haterhulkhogan]

TIL how hard oatmeal is to get out of a carpet. Thanks kitties. . . 

[Adam]

TIL how hard oatmeal is to get out of a carpet. Thanks kitties. . . 

I feel like this deserves a backstory.

[haterhulkhogan]

I feel like this deserves a backstory.

I made some Gordan Ramsey style bomb ass Instant Quaker Oatmeal, microwave for 1:00 and all. Got it out and proceeded to make my way from the kitchen to the living room to enjoy coffee, oatmeal breakfast of the Quaker Gods, and Netflix Bill Nye. Problem is, I never made it to the living room due to 2 oafs of the furry kind deciding to bob and weave between my feet to play. Long story short, I trip over fat oaf, oatmeal goes EVERYWHERE, and they proceed to run over and bat at the oatmeal coated carpet. It took 20 minutes to clean. . . 

[Adam]

I made some Gordan Ramsey style bomb ass Instant Quaker Oatmeal, microwave for 1:00 and all. Got it out and proceeded to make my way from the kitchen to the living room to enjoy coffee, oatmeal breakfast of the Quaker Gods, and Netflix Bill Nye. Problem is, I never made it to the living room due to 2 oafs of the furry kind deciding to bob and weave between my feet to play. Long story short, I trip over fat oaf, oatmeal goes EVERYWHERE, and they proceed to run over and bat at the oatmeal coated carpet. It took 20 minutes to clean. . . 

Ahahaha I'm sorry for your misfortune, but that is pretty hilarious! 

[haterhulkhogan]

Ahahaha I'm sorry for your misfortune, but that is pretty hilarious! 

On a side note: Selling 2 cats. Slightly oatmeal coated paws included.

[Muirex]

... that my best friend's brother is friends with my second cousin. I've never met my second cousin. She went to his birthday party and I've never even seen him before wtf.

[Galadriel]

female kangaroos have 3 vaginas

[Kaddict]

TIL:

 

The source of the word sand: Old English sand, from Proto-Germanic *sandam (source also of Old Norse sandr, Old Frisian sond, Middle Dutch sant, Dutch zand, German Sand), from PIE *bhs-amadho- (source also of Greek psammos "sand;" Latin sabulum "coarse sand," source of Italian sabbia, French sable), suffixed form of root *bhes- "to rub."

[haterhulkhogan]

TIL:

 

The source of the word sand: Old English sand, from Proto-Germanic *sandam (source also of Old Norse sandr, Old Frisian sond, Middle Dutch sant, Dutch zand, German Sand), from PIE *bhs-amadho- (source also of Greek psammos "sand;" Latin sabulum "coarse sand," source of Italian sabbia, French sable), suffixed form of root *bhes- "to rub."

I learned that too. (Now this feels like an episode of Dora the Explora')

[NapisaurusRex]

How to pronounce takei

[Junjie]

An inverse relationship exists between the price and meat quality of American lobsters. I.e. the more expensive lobsters are also the ones which have the least sweet meat, interestingly enough: https://en.wikipedia...Lobster#Grading

[Muirex]

that Pagophagia is the compulsive consumption of ice/iced drinks. Never knew it was a problem or that there was a name for it lol

[Kraehe]

How to make devilled eggs

[NapisaurusRex]

Some people have knee caps on the backs of their knees

[Junjie]

Today I Learned: The word "weird" comes from Old English "wyrd", which means destiny.

When used as an adjective, it used to mean that the person could control destiny. For example, the Fates were called the "Weird Sisters".

[Futurama]

TIL that threatening students that if they misbehave they have to stay after school and write me a 1 page paper and they have to stay until they are done....actually works.

[Karla]

TIL the history of the entire world, I guess.

 

[jaredyne]

Today I learned, Garin? Actually a kougra.

 

 

Thanks TNT!

[arcanum]

Today I learned, Garin? Actually a kougra.

 

 

Thanks TNT!

Thaaat seems wrong.... xD lol way to go TNT

 

TIL when you agree to petsit kind of far from your usual hangs/friends, you miss out on discovering kittens and grillin out hangs. D:

[Kaddict]

Isn't garin the meridell champion guy? That is a blue lupe, right? Or am I thinking of something totally off?

[jaredyne]

Clearly a kougra

 

What the fuck? I thought Garin was a Usul

 

Actually I went and looked at more images of him and let me tell ya, that's no Kougra...

 

 

From tip to toe, that's a kougra

[jaredyne]

Of course, those curled tails are a signature sign of a kougra. 

 

of course