The only rules really that I can add here is that you cannot vote for yourself, make new accounts to vote for yourself, or advertise/tell people to vote for you. All original rules can be found here: http://www.neocodex....e-contest-2014/
The prizes are also listed there along with these lovely awards:
1st, 2nd, 3rd:
So without too much rambling, here they are:
"Let's go to the mall!"
"I don't want to be a queen; I want to be the queen."
@noxiousmermaid as Cat thing