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#1 NapisaurusRex

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 06:55 AM

Discuss.



#2 DonValentino

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 06:59 AM

Have you ever had a lesbian experience

#3 NapisaurusRex

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 07:03 AM

Have you ever had a lesbian experience

I kissed a girl once or twice and a chick tried very, very hard to get with me but she was married to my ex and it was weird, so I turned her down. Me and my bff used to roll and rub lotion on each other naked, but that was it.



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Posted 06 November 2014 - 07:05 AM

What do you want to name your next child(ren)?



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Posted 06 November 2014 - 07:09 AM

What is your favorite disease?

#6 Frizzle

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 07:09 AM

How much?

#7 Derpious

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 07:09 AM

sorry I'm new to this. What's AMA? People will ask about your life? :/

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 07:11 AM

sorry I'm new to this. What's AMA? People will ask about your life? :/

Basically. It stands for Ask Me Anything.



#9 NapisaurusRex

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 07:11 AM

sorry I'm new to this. What's AMA? People will ask about your life? :/

ask me anything

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 07:13 AM

10 years ago what did you want to do with your life?



#11 Derpious

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 07:13 AM

Ohhh ok thanks :)

What's the worst thing that happened to you so far in real life?

#12 NapisaurusRex

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 07:15 AM

What do you want to name your next child(ren)?

Molly, Heidi, Bridgette, Paul, Noah
 

What is your favorite disease?

 Kwashiorkor cause it's fun to say.
 

How much?

For you? 50k

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 07:15 AM

What's your favorite scary movie?



#14 NapisaurusRex

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 07:20 AM

10 years ago what did you want to do with your life?

 10 years ago, I was 16. I didn't honestly didn't think I was going to live past 21 and was trying hard not to. My alternative plan was to graduate college, have a bunch of babies, and get married by 25. 2/3 isn't bad.
 

Ohhh ok thanks :)

What's the worst thing that happened to you so far in real life?

Well, this could get really depressing, really fast. Instead, I'll tell you a story that happened a few days ago.

I was taking a drink from a can of Dr Pepper. It was old, 3 days or a week, I guess. There was a live bug in it, a roach or a beetle or something. So I'm like hey! I eat raw meat, I eat sticks of butter, I can do this! I'll just swallow it. Then it started moving. So I start throwing up. AND IT CLINGS TO THE INSIDE OF MY THROAT WITH ITS LEGS. no joke. it was awful.

What's your favorite scary movie?

I hate scary movies. I guess May, though. Have you seen it?

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 07:34 AM

I was taking a drink from a can of Dr Pepper. It was old, 3 days or a week, I guess. There was a live bug in it, a roach or a beetle or something. So I'm like hey! I eat raw meat, I eat sticks of butter, I can do this! I'll just swallow it. Then it started moving. So I start throwing up. AND IT CLINGS TO THE INSIDE OF MY THROAT WITH ITS LEGS. no joke. it was awful.
I hate scary movies. I guess May, though. Have you seen it?

 

That's some horror movie shit



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Posted 06 November 2014 - 07:37 AM

Well, this could get really depressing, really fast. Instead, I'll tell you a story that happened a few days ago.

I was taking a drink from a can of Dr Pepper. It was old, 3 days or a week, I guess. There was a live bug in it, a roach or a beetle or something. So I'm like hey! I eat raw meat, I eat sticks of butter, I can do this! I'll just swallow it. Then it started moving. So I start throwing up. AND IT CLINGS TO THE INSIDE OF MY THROAT WITH ITS LEGS. no joke. it was awful.
 

 

Did your life flash before your eyes?



#17 NapisaurusRex

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 07:40 AM

Did your life flash before your eyes?

No, I throw up pretty often. I have a weak stomach. I can't handle life. I'd never be able to be a nurse or anything crazy like that.

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 07:43 AM

If you could go back in time and change one thing (in your life or history) what would you change, and why?



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Posted 06 November 2014 - 07:51 AM

Which is your favorite child?

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 08:23 AM

What would you choose as the method of extinction for mankind (keep in mind that this method will kill you off too)? 



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Posted 06 November 2014 - 08:38 AM

If you could go back in time and change one thing (in your life or history) what would you change, and why?

I'm torn between not changing a single thing and making it so I was never born.

 

Which is your favorite child?

You, ofc.

 

What would you choose as the method of extinction for mankind (keep in mind that this method will kill you off too)? 

Epic earthquake along the New Madrid fault (which I'm close enough to that it would hopefully kill me and my family instantly,) that would trigger the super volcano underneath Yellowstone National Park, causing huge agricultural catastrophe worldwide where everyone starves to death :)



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Posted 06 November 2014 - 08:41 AM

You, ofc.
 


Thanks, mom.

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 08:49 AM

For you? 50k


Not worth it for three minutes of disappointment.

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Posted 06 November 2014 - 08:49 AM

What's your favorite color (besides green)?



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Posted 06 November 2014 - 09:24 AM

What would your last meal be?





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