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[Bone]

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I actually think Bone is a good person with a big heart than he lets on recently.

 

This is the confession thread, not the backhanded compliment thread! 

[NapisaurusRex]

I'm in a family party. I have already farted around five times and no one knows I'm the farted.

You are the fart.

[Swar]

You are the fart.

You gotta feel the fart, be the fart.

(I'm not gonna correct that because it will ruin the joke)
(By the way, I meant "farter")

[Mishelle]

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i practice twerking in front of my mirror and yet it never seems to be as good as the twerking I do when I'm drunk

[DonValentino]

Huh, that sounds fun.

 

give it a shot

[Bone]

Just be sure to use a condom.

[Romy]

Just be sure to use a condom.

Or else...?

[DonValentino]

Or else...?

 

he wont be able to eat it after

[NapisaurusRex]

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I used people in Codex as character inspiration in my writing because a lot of people here are good at playing roles and masks.

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I think this is a shitty confession because you've already made a thread saying you would do it

[Keil]

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I think this is a shitty confession because you've already made a thread saying you would do it

 

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Fine. I'm attracted to criminals and the mentally unsound. My best friend in high school is serving a few more years for domestic violence.

[Bone]

Or else...?

 

Run the risk of the transfer of fungus/bacteria into or scratching/tearing of your cavity of choice.

[NapisaurusRex]

Run the risk of the transfer of fungus/bacteria into or scratching/tearing of your cavity of choice.

That's why you choose slicing cucumbers instead of pickling cucumbers. Picklers are spiny; slicers are smooth.

[Trichomes]

Run the risk of the transfer of fungus/bacteria into or scratching/tearing of your cavity of choice.

 

If it's not safe to put into your vagina, it probably isn't safe to eat either. I think the biggest real concern would be potential yeast infections.

 

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I've masturbated with carrots and cucumbers. I washed and peeled them first.

[Bone]

If it's not safe to put into your vagina, it probably isn't safe to eat either. I think the biggest real concern would be potential yeast infections.

 

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I've masturbated with carrots and cucumbers. I washed and peeled them first.

 

That too. Satisfied, @Ivysaur?

[DonValentino]

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I've never used lotion to jerk off. I wouldn't even know it was a thing if it wasn't for movies

[Halcyon]

Curious on what you used. I'm not a guy but I imagine it could chafe without it.

[Trichomes]

Curious on what you used. I'm not a guy but I imagine it could chafe without it.

 

My boyfriend doesn't use anything. I think it mostly depends on personal preference, and also whether or not you're circumcised in a lot of cases.

[DonValentino]

Never used anything. Doesn't really chafe unless you're doing it like 3x a day.

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I'm not circumcised

[Wynd]

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WOMBO COMBO

1) My first kiss was the single most disgusting thing I've done in my entire life not because of the person, but because it was just so damn horrible I'm ashamed to call it a kiss at all.

2) Sometimes when I'm alone, I stare at my butt in the mirror and do dances to myself just to see what everybody else sees

[Romy]

Run the risk of the transfer of fungus/bacteria into or scratching/tearing of your cavity of choice.

My cucumbers are super clean. Idk about yours.

 

If it's not safe to put into your vagina, it probably isn't safe to eat either. I think the biggest real concern would be potential yeast infections.

 

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I've masturbated with carrots and cucumbers. I washed and peeled them first.

 

The thought of you peeling veggies for that purpose made me laugh.

[Trichomes]

Thanks. How big should the cucumber be?

 

As big as you can handle!

[DonValentino]

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 http://www.amazon.co...r/dp/B00564A3JS

 

edit: this is really going to mess up my amazon recommendations 

Edited by DonValentino, 24 November 2014 - 05:46 PM.

[Bone]

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 http://www.amazon.co...r/dp/B00564A3JS

 

edit: this is really going to mess up my amazon recommendations 

 

http://www.zoofur.com/

[Trichomes]

http://www.zoofur.com/

 

[Romy]

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 http://www.amazon.co...r/dp/B00564A3JS

 

edit: this is really going to mess up my amazon recommendations 

Why did I open this at work....