"In Iran we don't have homosexuals like in your country," Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said at Columbia University last night in response to a question about the recent execution of two gay men there.
"In Iran we do not have this phenomenon," he continued. "I do not know who has told you we have it."
Anything out of Ahmadinejad's mouth is pretty much a joke.
Here's a few others
"They (the Western powers) launched the myth of the Holocaust. They lied, they put on a show and then they support the Jews."
"It is obvious that the African countries must be plundered of their wealth and resources. The major powers and despots are behind the development of these diseases so they could then sell their drugs and medical equipment to the poor countries."
"An incident known as 9/11 occurred. It is not yet clear who carried it out, who collaborated with them and who paved the way for them. The event took place, and -- like in the case of the Holocaust -- they sealed it off, refusing to allow objective research groups to find out the truth. They invaded Iraq and Afghanistan, using 9/11 as a pretext."