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[Shannon]

Caption Contest #7

 

Voting Ends:

November 13th at 11:59PM CST

Remember, don't vote for yourself!

 

The Picture

(Inspired by this Vine.)

 

The Entries

Entry One

"This is WAY too starchy for my school lunch plan. Give them rice instead."

 

Entry Two

"Bleh... ain't about that abortion life."

 

Entry Three

"Someone said this looked like me? Bitch please.....I'M FABULOUS!"

 

Entry Four

Michelle to @Napiform: "CHECK OUT THIS YAM GIRL!"

 

Entry Five

"Girl, are these your brains?"

 

Entry Six

"You expect me to feed these children.. this? Mm. mm. No. I've gotta change some things around here. Nope."

 

Entry Seven

Michelle: "Ooo girl! You won't believe the size of the dump I just took!"
Kids on the right: "Holy shit the ascending master has spoken!"
Kid on the left: "Yeah whatever, I'm getting the hell out of here!"

 

Entry Eight

"Please, children, remember that regular colonoscopies can prevent surprises like THIS from happening!"

 

Entry Nine

"Why is there a tumor in my garden?"

 

Entry Ten

"If Barack was this big, I'd be in trouble!"

 

Entry Eleven

"My husband's always calling me 'Sweet Potato'... is he tryna say I look like THIS?!"

 

Entry Twelve

Barack: "Heh heh. What is that, The Yammityville Horror?"

Michelle: "Seriously?"

 

Entry Thirteen

Nature: "Thanks Michelle! I was SO constipated."

Michelle: "Why is this not appetizing anymore?"

 

Entry Fourteen

"I hope you can't tell by my face that I'm completely disgusted by this monstrosity."

 

Entry Fifteen

"Seriously, it is so freakin' weird. At first, you don't even think it's a potato, but after you look at it for a minute, you realize it is a potato, but it's all fucked up."

 

 

The Prizes

Baby PB donated by me!

 

Coarsfur Yeti (FR Familiar) donated by @Rocket!

 

$5 Neocodex Voucher donated by @Kord!

 

The winner also receives this nice shiny award!

Edited by Cohle, 10 November 2014 - 07:36 AM.

[Swar]

LOL #10

Great entries here xD

[CaptainDantes]

Voted. Good job all! I liked number 10 too, ended up picking 8 though

[Karla]

Oh geez, I can't decide between 10 and 12. XD

[RelevantHorror]

Um...only 2 of these are actually funny.

[Canis]

Hahaha, was hard to pick between 9 and 10. Went with 10 though because I'm immature. xD

[Rocket]

omg these are all so great! I can't choose XD

[wtfints]

bleh.. i'm never good with this kind of joke.

 

but 10 looks not bad.

[arcanum]

Um...only 2 of these are actually funny.

I think more than 2 are funny. Everyone has a different sense of humor.

 

Voted for 11.

[Prisca]

So many tragic entries lol. Some very different humor among us I picked 11.

[anewvision]

I gave into a pun I'm a little disappointed in myself lol

[NapisaurusRex]

I chose 15. Cause I read them out loud and that one fit my voice best.

[Shannon]

I chose 15. Cause I read them out loud and that one fit my voice best.

That is the proper way of choosing captions. I approve.

[masxed]

This was a fun one to enter, but I know my sense of humor will never match the rest of the world hahaha!   

[Grimley]

#3 for me...too many entries I really enjoyed though!!! I'm no fan of hers anyway, which perhaps helped to lubricate my enthusiasm for the hilarity.

[Shannon]

#3 for me...too many entries I really enjoyed though!!! I'm no fan of hers anyway, which perhaps helped to lubricate my enthusiasm for the hilarity.

Heh..."lubricate"

[Grimley]

Heh..."lubricate"

 

It's a fucking awesome word...though perhaps using the word "fucking" to describe it isn't kosher.

[Shannon]

It's a fucking awesome word...though perhaps using the word "fucking" to describe it isn't kosher.

I honestly cannot picture myself being able to use that word in a sentence without busting out laughing. A perfect word for print.