COMPLETED. This Contest is OVER!
END: Monday July 20, 2015 11:59 PM NST
Hi, hello. How are you? Good, good. My name is Kelvin Kelvin Bo Belvin Banana Fana Fo Felvin Fe Fi Fo Felvin Kelvin. I am confident in my original puzzle-making skills that I'm willing to bet seven of my duped Super Attack Pea AND Magical Pea Chia Pop and even a very shitty Christmas card mailed to your address. So much so that I don't care how many hints I give out, but there's a small catch. Whenever you address me, you may only communicate to me in this thread through YES or NO questions alone. This is your chance to win one or more peas. There is no prize limit per person.
You can ask ANY question and have an unlimited amount of asks. It can help you solve the puzzles quicker if you know the right ones to ask. The only time I'll not answer a question definitely is when I do not have a clear cut answer to give. In that case, I'll respond with IDK (I don't know), but that is reserved for cases where I can't with the power in me to give a 100% objective response.
You may only ask one question per post. If you ask multiple questions in the same post, I will only answer the first question.
If you have an answer, it must also be in the form of a question with the question number included and posted in this thread. No PM's. You can word it anyway you want as long as it is a YES or NO question. For examples:
Is the answer to puzzle #4, making a wig out of your mom's chest hair?
For puzzle #2, is the answer Manners Maketh Man?
Am I correct in saying that the answers to puzzle #6 are poorly-timed Holocaust jokes and a home video of Oprah sobbing into a lean cuisine?
Etcetera, etc. Just remember: solution = puzzle number + answer in yes/no question form.
Don't worry, all the puzzles at most require a middle school level computer competency. If you were able to turn on a computer and navigate to this page, you are intellectually overqualified and skillfully capable. The riddles are in English and I do no intend to translate for anyone. You have until the deadline to solve the riddles.
Otherwise, you can use this thread to chat and work out solutions with other people. Keep in mind that the prize can only be rewarded to the person who posted the correct solution first.
A Very Shitty Christmas Card Bonus
If you solve any two previously unsolved riddles, then I will snail mail you a shitty Christmas card on top of getting two or more duped SUAPS already. What makes them shitty? Well, if you want to find out, you better get cracking on those puzzles. For your information, they'll fill you up with confusion and arousal like Steven Hawking talking dirty.
Puzzle #1 - Everyone at one point was a beginner - SOLVED by Athyade
Puzzle #2 - Boxed in by expectations, but still in the right direction - SOLVED by Loccy
Puzzle #3 - Sevens - SOLVED by Swarley
Puzzle #4 - A bit of digging required - SOLVED By Loccy
Puzzle #5 - 20Q - SOLVED bt Athayde
Puzzle #6 - Ciphers - SOLVED By Swarley
Puzzle #7 - An answer in the making UNLOCKED - SOLVED by iKate
All the best to you and good luck!