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#1 Coops

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Posted 21 August 2015 - 09:45 AM

How to Employ Technical Literary Skills to Provide a Chronological Progression of Events

A guide about writing a guide. 

 

 

  1. Choose subject matter. This can be anything. You can even write a guide about writing a guide! It is important to consider your audience. Complete this step by opening a word processing program and brainstorming your ideas. Once you have selected your subject matter, you may progress to step two. If you skip step one, fuck outta here. You're not doing it right.
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  2. This step is super important. Determine if someone has already provided a guide for your subject matter. If so, make sure while creating this guide that you add original ideas and content, to expand upon the original guide. Otherwise your guide is useless as a bag of fucks. Actually, fucks are infinitely more useful than your guide. 
    After you have done so, insert clever meme or image to emphasize your additional input.
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  3. Begin determining the chronological progression of events for your guide. If you’re writing a guide on how to eat, you should probably start step one with “get food”… or something. If you’re unsure of how to logically order your guide, meditate on it!
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  4. Write your guide! This step is the most complicated. As you write each step, try to communicate clearly and assume that the reader is as dumb as a rock. Use fucking spellcheck – that shit exists for reason. Add pictures because some bitches need pictures to know what the hell you’re talking about.
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  5. There is no step five. You’re done. Post that shit.


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Posted 21 August 2015 - 09:47 AM

:lol2:



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Posted 21 August 2015 - 09:51 AM

I love you



#4 Katya

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Posted 21 August 2015 - 09:52 AM

:rofl:

 

I loved the memes :wub: but what attracted me the most was the "bag of fucks".
Where can I acquire such item? I know some people who might need a couple of fucks from said bag.



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Posted 21 August 2015 - 09:53 AM

guide-ception. love it. :heart:



#6 Coops

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Posted 21 August 2015 - 09:55 AM

Thanks everyone! I totally came up with the idea while between being awake and asleep in bed this morning. xD

 

:rofl:

 

I loved the memes :wub: but what attracted me the most was the "bag of fucks".
Where can I acquire such item? I know some people who might need a couple of fucks from said bag.

I have a few extra laying around in my closet. <3 You can have one.



#7 Katya

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Posted 21 August 2015 - 09:57 AM

Thanks everyone! I totally came up with the idea while between being awake and asleep in bed this morning. xD

 

I have a few extra laying around in my closet. <3 You can have one.

 

You're a life saviour. You're about to save tons of people's boring lives!

*begins to distribute fucks*

 

 

Well, that didn't sound good eh.



#8 Coops

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Posted 21 August 2015 - 09:59 AM

You're a life saviour. You're about to save tons of people's boring lives!

*begins to distribute fucks*

 

 

Well, that didn't sound good eh.

Sounded good to me. :l I love fucks. Fucks from men and women. All of the fucks. 



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Posted 21 August 2015 - 10:51 AM

Sounded good to me. :l I love fucks. Fucks from men and women. All of the fucks. 

 

You're awesomesauce. :o



#10 Coops

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Posted 21 August 2015 - 11:10 AM

You're awesomesauce. :o

Is that like a red sauce or a white sauce? I prefer red sauces but #allsaucesmatter.  :rolleyes:



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Posted 21 August 2015 - 11:35 AM

Is that like a red sauce or a white sauce? I prefer red sauces but #allsaucesmatter.  :rolleyes:

 

Braised tomato with olive oil, garlic and onions. With a pinch of basil or oregano.
Definitely red sauce.



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Posted 21 August 2015 - 11:36 AM

Braised tomato with olive oil, garlic and onions. With a pinch of basil or oregano.
Definitely red sauce.

Good god that sounds fucking delicious. Please come over and make me lunch.  :wub:



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Posted 23 August 2015 - 09:50 PM

Is step five not: swear like a trooper. (?)

Because I found that fucking effective in this fucking guide 



#14 Coops

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Posted 23 August 2015 - 10:21 PM

@favicus Nope. That was just my own personal touch. C:



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