So I hear you're interested on how to write a guide? Well, look no further than my super simple Guide on How to Write a Guide for Dummies. I'm a Guy and its nice to meet you.
Now if you will bear with me here, the first thing you're going to want to do is decide on your Guides topic. For this Guide my topic was Guides. So let me begin by being your Guide, and guide you through my Guide on How to Write a Guide. Once you've gotten your topic chosen you can then begin to plan out exactly what steps you're going to need to tell your readers to take.
I've only just told you to choose your Guide's topic. Now you're starting to plan the steps. (Pick up the Paint - Pick up the Paint Brush - Put your paint brush (not anything else) into the Paint, etc....)
By the time you've planned out clearly in your Guide, all the steps your reader will need to follow. You can then write your steps simply.
Congratulations, you've created a basic Guide!
For more complex guides please be on the look out for my next book - How to Write a Complex Guide - A How to Write Complex Guide Guide for Not-So-Dummies - By a Guy
Yes this is random and yes this is basically a joke, but for me to get the 1st guide award I need to write a guide. If this doesn't qualify as a guide, that is fine, I had fun writing this Guide anyway 
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