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The Revenge of Hooty McHoots

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#1 Waser Lave

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Posted 29 February 2016 - 11:28 AM

Some of you may recall the terrible events in Scandinavia a while ago where several criminowls flew the coop from a maximum security prison near Kumla, Sweden. Luckily, thanks to the swift actions of our users, they were all rounded up fairly quickly before they could do any significant harm. Less luckily, we've just received word of a new outbreak from the same facility involving the notorious book token forger Hooty McHoots, seen below in CCTV taken during his escape:

 

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Hooty's dastardly plan this time has been to steal the socks of all the trolls living in the troll reservation near Ringvassøy thus enraging them to the point that they've gone on the rampage causing several dozen Euros of damage already. It is imperative that the trolls are rounded up as quickly as possible and Hooty is brought to justice once again! Thanks to the wonders of the widespread Scandinavian CCTV system they've been spotted in the images below, you must find them with all haste.

 

For anybody unsure what real Norwegian trolls look like:

 

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Ain't no prizes but a smug sense of satisfaction.



#2 Katya

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Posted 29 February 2016 - 11:48 AM

Enough with McHoots' shenanigans! Decapitation is needed this time. And some of my feather pillows are in needed of new stuffing.

 

The biggest question that no government seems to dare to address: how these trolls got socks in the first place? We all know that since the 1923 Sockgate when a few stray trolls decided to stuff their own socks with itchy powder and gift them to their friendly neighbors' toddlers this type of garment was decreed off limits to trolls. I wonder who's been funding them...



#3 Nymh

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Posted 29 February 2016 - 11:56 AM

McHoots is in one of the images!



#4 Katya

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Posted 29 February 2016 - 11:59 AM

McHoots is in one of the images!

 

I came back here to point this out too.

All the other images have trolls (as far as I can distinguish lol).



#5 Ali

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Posted 29 February 2016 - 01:33 PM

Is this my birthday present?  :lol2:



#6 Waser Lave

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Posted 29 February 2016 - 01:41 PM

Is this my birthday present?  :lol2:

 

A happy coincidence, obvs. What do you think I am? The frikkin' birthday badger or something?



#7 Ali

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Posted 29 February 2016 - 01:45 PM

A happy coincidence, obvs. What do you think I am? The frikkin' birthday badger or something?

You're so getting a drunken phone call tomoz.



#8 Waser Lave

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Posted 29 February 2016 - 01:53 PM

You're so getting a drunken phone call tomoz.

 

And quite right too.



#9 Elindoril

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Posted 29 February 2016 - 02:31 PM

McHoots did nothing wrong!


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