tl;dr below
Hi! I'm new here. I just picked up Neopets again after a few years(that's how it usually goes for most people, right?) and noticed that it went to absolute shit...
But I have nothing else to do with my time because doing things that require actual thought is exhausting(so I don't!). I made a new neopets account because I couldn't access my old one and I already got bored, so here I am. I am usually heavily against cheating but I'm using the excuse of TNT and JumpStart being absolutely terrible in every angle and manner possible to validate me using the program manager.
I could go on for hours about how bad they are, but this is my introduction, not theirs.
Normally people call me Tyran. I don't normally go on active forums but I am making an attempt. I also don't know much about Neopets in general despite playing it on and off for years and I feel like I should know more.
I'm from California but for >~-many reasons-~< I moved out of the country. I actually made this decision before I found out Trump was more than just an obnoxious Las Vegas hotel(not much more where it counts, at least).
It is currently 3am where I live and I'm supposed to be up and moving around in half an hour, so excuse the boring talk. Despite my monotonous introduction and dry humor, I actually do want to get along with you folk so please have patience with me.
If there's anything you'd like to know about me that I didn't include, ask! I'll try to answer to the best of my ability.
And I know I just started here and all, but I'll be away for Spring Break starting in about 2 hours, so my visits will be infrequent for the first week... Unless I have nothing else to do. If so, disregard this line.
tl;dr
1, Neopets = evil company
2. I am bored and lazy
3. Trump = no
4. Let's be friends! 
Anyway, thanks for reading this long thing(if you did)! I hope we can get along. 
