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[Fikri]

what do you do before going to bed? i usually draw pentagram on the floor, light up some candles and do some blood sacrifice.

 

jk. i'll spray ridsect in my room, brush my teeth, wash my face, apply the face mask (don't judge me), get on my bed, say my prayers like a good muslim i am and finally hasta la vista.

sometimes i fap to help me sleep. it's better than sleeping pills i tell ya. i sleep like a baby afterwards.

[Chappy]

I crawl in circles on my bed 3 times before I sleep.
JK
I brush and wash my feet~ I really have to wash my feet & face before I sleep. I usually put lotion or do a full routine (toner, moisturizer, lotion) occasional face mask. Not all the time. Like after finals and stuff ><

 

[JennaJayen]

I just hop into bed and then lay there awake for a couple of hours until exhaustion puts me to sleep. No particular routine.

[Junjie]

Usually I would use my laptop / iPad while in bed, till perhaps I get tired or I really really should go to bed. Then I just...lie there and sleep.

 

Yes, touching oneself helps too I totally agreee.

[Prisca]

brush teeth, fash face and feet, use the bathroom... then i panic and try to remember what i need to do to get ready for tomorrow... when things are finally sorted i do one last phone check and go to sleep.

[Swar]

I don't really have a ritual, because every night is different lol

But I usually brush my teeth and go to bed. Nothing special about it. Then I have a hard time, because without a ritual my body doesn't always know that I want to sleep

[Waser Lave]

I get naked and moisturise my entire body.

[Junjie]

I get naked and moisturise my entire body.

I...just realised I cannot unsee this. Or, uhh. Un-imagine this? Oh my god.

[Dazz]

I get naked and moisturise my entire body.

 

So that's how you stay looking so young

 

I usually either sit in the chair beside the parrot, chuck something on tv and fall asleep. Waking up to him shouting my name and saying hello seems to work better than an alarm   Or i'll lay in bed, chuck something on my phone to listen to and then fall asleep that way.

[Elindoril]

I lay in bed playing my stupid mobile games until @Turnip makes me get up and actually brush my teeth. Of course I don't just agree and go. I put up a fight first and complain that I'm too comfy already and don't want to get up.

And then she beats me up with the body pillow. I'm pressing charges soon.

[Emily]

- Wash my face

- Moisturise face because important. 

- Brush teeth.

- Position fan to be blowing directly on me. 

- Sleep

 

Nothing special. 

[Eefi]

I absolutely have to take a shower before I go to bed, don't like the idea of lying in bed all sweaty and greasy. And of course I also brush my teeth. Before I turn off the lights, I also usually play on my smartphone or read a book. The latter helps more with getting sleepy.

[Waser Lave]

I...just realised I cannot unsee this. Or, uhh. Un-imagine this? Oh my god.

 

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

So that's how you stay looking so young

 

We can't all be 13 years old, sadly.

[Adam]

 I make sure to ingest as much dog hair as possible.

[Junjie]

I usually either sit in the chair beside the parrot, chuck something on tv and fall asleep. Waking up to him shouting my name and saying hello seems to work better than an alarm   Or i'll lay in bed, chuck something on my phone to listen to and then fall asleep that way.

You have a parrot! That is, soo coolll.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 
Wait, it...isn't. Ok. Now I am imagining how it would be if it isn't. HELP ME.

I make sure to ingest as much dog hair as possible.

I hope your dog doesn't mind! Is your dog's bedtime ritual "feed the owner as much hair as possible", then?

[Coops]

I pee and do teef stuff. Then I lay awake and question my life choices. After about five minutes of this, I usually have to piss again because my dumb ass brain forgets to tell my bladder how to be normal. Then I crawl back into bed and my cat Cooper comes and swats my face incessantly until I let him under the blankets to snuggle. Then I get up to pee again. Then I usually don't sleep.

[Junjie]

Do you ingest cat hair too btw

 

I herd it works better than dog hair

[Rocket]

I go pee, take a sleeping pill, turn off the lights, call Frodo "Frodo it's bedtime" (he comes running and snuggles up to me), we watch Netflix for an hour, and either fall asleep with the tv on, or turn off the tv and fall asleep shortly after.

[KaibaSama]

I take a shower, brush my teeth, take my pills, turn the lights off, lay in my bed using my phone for a while, and then fall asleep. Pretty normal, I don't have any weird nighttime rituals. No, I don't worship my posters before I go bed, or when I wake up, I feel like that's a common thought of what I do all day. 

[Icey Defeat]

I get naked and moisturise my entire body.

 

Honestly, same.

[Padme]

what is bedtime?

what is sleep?

[Cyka]

Wash my face, brush my teeth, moisturize face, use my phone until I get sleepy, become one with the universe if that doesn't work.

[Junjie]

what is bedtime?

what is sleep?

 

you know some times you black out when you lay down. and when that happens on this "bed" thing

[pancakeface]

Honestly, same.

 

Surprised nobody took the bait yet but...

 

You get naked and moisturize Waser's entire body before you sleep?

[Frizzle]

Pay them for their time and say good night.