Assume you have the financial stability and energy to adopt two more cats. You love all your cats almost equally and they reciprocate by intermittently treating you like shit. Now imagine a tornado so strong, it can send your house to Oz and back with no survivors. Assuming baldman is safe somewhere else and the tornado is only a mile away, you only have enough time to chase after one frantic cat in the house before withdrawing to a safe zone. Which one cat (real or hypothetical) would you save?
In the car parts store, you see this silver plated, diamond encrusted muffler that is marked at 10% its real price. You look over the cashier and they're some apathetic teenager who hates their job and wouldn't bat an eye if you brought this item to checkout. Assuming you have disposable income and a taste for diamond encrusted mufflers, would you buy this mispriced item?
I need someone to talk to about a show no one ever watches. If I gave you permission to reach me via phone texting (my number is the same as my snapchat), would you like to engage in nonsensical, frou-frou discourse on the ultimate novelties of life?