Those of you with lower than average or higher reading comprehension skills will notice I said "too", which is a synonym of "also" and that's because
I'M ALSO PREGNANT!
I am growing my sure-to-be delightful raspberry-sized MONKEY baby I've been talking about for the past four years. It'll probably be a Sagittarius, but has potential to be a Capricorn. Yes, I'm aware that usually people wait a little later to make these kinds of announcements, but it was brought to my attention that there's been some gossiping and I'd much rather you talk about me and my fertility to my face.
Here's Kimmy celebrating with me:
And if you're a pervert who likes imagining me peeing on things and that sink pic wasn't enough, here's a little help.