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[Coops]

Okay, let me preface this, I do not condone needlessly insulting people and I think maturely discussing disagreements is far more valuable than throwing out any character assault, and I try not to freely insult people based on their clothing, looks, or anything because I don't know them (except when I was younger and a shit). That being said, what are some hilarious insults you've heard, said, or thought of?

 

Just recently heard this one used to insult someone's writing ability:

"They couldn't even write a grocery list!"

 

It made me laugh. So, I wanna hear the good ones you've heard, or thought of!

[Adam]

This one is a quite crude, so if you're not interested in crude jokes don't open this spoiler. I didn't make this one up, but I heard it through the grapevine. 

 

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How do you circumcise an Arkansas man? Kick his sister in the jaw.

[Coops]

Ur so far ur skaarl hates u - @Emily

Far? xD Or fat? Or what does far mean in this context?

 

This one is a quite crude, so if you're not interested in crude jokes don't open this spoiler. I didn't make this one up, but I heard it through the grapevine. 

 

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How do you circumcise an Arkansas man? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Lmao. Love it.

[Rocket]

People /try/ to insult me by calling me a ginger.. I would have hated it growing up, but now I just tell them to watch their backs before I take their souls. And I walk away cackling like a mad woman.

[KaibaSama]

I honestly just thought of this:
You're so dumb, you couldn't even! 

And my mind sees that as two blond basic chicks yelling at each other for some reason. 

[Adam]

I honestly just thought of this:
You're so dumb, you couldn't even! 

And my mind sees that as two blond basic chicks yelling at each other for some reason. 

Where's the starbucks?

[Coops]

People /try/ to insult me by calling me a ginger.. I would have hated it growing up, but now I just tell them to watch their backs before I take their souls. And I walk away cackling like a mad woman.

Hahah good for you! They can suck it. I say shit like that to people who insult me for being atheist, and it has happened to me before.

 

Also, I love your new avatar! <3

[HiMyNameIsNick]

This one is a quite crude, so if you're not interested in crude jokes don't open this spoiler. I didn't make this one up, but I heard it through the grapevine. 

 

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How do you circumcise an Arkansas man? Kick his sister in the jaw.

 

 

ayylmao

 

 

 

"You eat soup with a fork" it's my favorite one, but in spanish sounds a little bit more sarcastic and insulting (mostly because we use the verb "drink" with soup and not "eat")

[Padme]

None of the insults I know are forum appropriate.

 

 

However Butthead has always been my go-to.

 

Or throwing it in peoples face that they never got their hogwarts letter

[Adam]

Or throwing it in peoples face that they never got their hogwarts letter

I would feel ashamed if someone said that to me ._.

[KaibaSama]

Where's the starbucks?

Aww no, now I've got "you're so dumb" jokes stuck in my head.

"You're so dumb you thought star bucks was a deer!" 

At least it's not "yo mamma" jokes stuck in my head right now. 

 

I just love "you're so x" insults. 

"You're so fat, people mistake you for Jabba the Hut!" 

 

Pretty much all the funny type insults I can think of or know of are basically nerd insults. 

"You don't even know the difference between an N64 and an NES!" 

[Padme]

This is ALSO one of my favs:

 

[Rogue]

"You're not pretty enough to be this dumb" was the most cringeworthy but it was hilarious back then.

[KaibaSama]

This is ALSO one of my favs:

 

I love Monty Python!

"Well I didn't vote for you.

You don't vote for Kings!"
 

Help, I'm hyped up on too much ice cream right now. There's so much sugar in me right now. 

[Keil]

My top 5 insults:

 

1. You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!

 

2. Go, prick thy face, and over-red thy fear, Thou lily-liver’d boy.

 

3. Your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese.

 

4. Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage.

 

5. A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

[Coops]

Lintlicker. Pillow biter.

This site always tickles me too: http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/

[Emily]

Ur so far ur skaarl hates u - @Emily

Only the best insult I've ever come up with.

[Elindoril]

"Pimply faced bastard"

-The angry dude trying to buy some smokes without ID.

[Rauul]

ayylmao

 

 

 

"You eat soup with a fork" it's my favorite one, but in spanish sounds a little bit more sarcastic and insulting (mostly because we use the verb "drink" with soup and not "eat")

 

sos tan tarado que tomas sopa con tenedor. 

 

i dont insult... i curse everywhere anytime to anyone.

[HiMyNameIsNick]

sos tan tarado que tomas sopa con tenedor. 

 

i dont insult... i curse everywhere anytime to anyone.

 

 

Si es genial.

[Rauul]

"You're not pretty enough to be this dumb" was the most cringeworthy but it was hilarious back then.

 

hahahha sometimes when a guy is ugly as fuck, i said "darling, you are ugly, you cant be stupid and ugly "

[Emily]

Buttfaced miscreant.

[Strategist]

Ur so far ur skaarl hates u - @Emily

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