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#1 Bee

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 12:31 PM

So this happened:

 

A man was caught in a blood-soaked battle with a massive snake after it slithered up sewer pipes and bit onto his penis as he sat going to the toilet. Atthaporn Boonmakchuay was squatting over the toilet at his Thailand home this morning when he suddenly felt a sharp bite to the tip of his penis. He immediately grabbed down below with his hand and was horrified to discover he had caught hold of the head of a huge snake that had clamped its jaws around his privates. The 38-year-old immediately screamed for his wife and began fighting the serpent - which refused to let go of his member. The pair were thrashing around the tiny toilet - leaving blood splattered across the floors and walls but just as he feared he could lose his penis, Atthaporn hatched an ingenious plan to remove the snake with seconds to spare.

 

http://www.mirror.co...es-mans-8044766

 

What the actual hell? If that happened to me (and thank fuck I don't have a penis) I think I'd have passed out straight away, forget fighting.



#2 GetJinxed

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 12:38 PM

Holy shieet o.O The snake confused his donger for another little snake 62Zdtsk.png



#3 Rauul

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 12:39 PM

EHWWWWWWW

 

i have to go to the bathroom, but thanks to you im thinking there is a giant snake inside toilet pipes 

 

At least, the guy is stable 



#4 DonValentino

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 12:42 PM

"but just as he feared he could lose his penis, Atthaporn hatched an ingenious plan to remove the snake with seconds to spare."

 

Well, what did he do??



#5 Arizaga182

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 12:43 PM

Its that real???? i never go to the bathroom anymore.....



#6 Bee

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 12:45 PM

Holy shieet o.O The snake confused his donger for another little snake 62Zdtsk.png

Haha, it got territorial. It's just that it was a 10 foot python attached to his penis...

 

EHWWWWWWW

 

i have to go to the bathroom, but thanks to you im thinking there is a giant snake inside toilet pipes 

 

At least, the guy is stable 

You're welcome.


"but just as he feared he could lose his penis, Atthaporn hatched an ingenious plan to remove the snake with seconds to spare."

 

Well, what did he do??

 

Apparently he tied the snake's head to the door, and then passed out. Eeek.



#7 Waser Lave

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 12:53 PM

Apparently he tied the snake's head to the door, and then passed out. Eeek.

 

That doesn't seem ingenious to me, if I just detached a 10 foot snake from my penis I'd be more concerned about seeking medical attention than spending time intricately fashioning a reef knot from my defeated foe.



#8 Bee

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 12:59 PM

That doesn't seem ingenious to me, if I just detached a 10 foot snake from my penis I'd be more concerned about seeking medical attention than spending time intricately fashioning a reef knot from my defeated foe.

Priorities, right? Emergency services were called AFTER he passed out, not during his tussle with the snake. So weird.


Edited by Bee, 26 May 2016 - 01:05 PM.


#9 KaibaSama

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 01:04 PM

I suppose you could say he had a snake..in his underpants. Yes I know it came out of the pipes, but I'm not good with making jokes and this is the best I have. It's a play on "I've got a snake in my boots" and the fact that snake is an innuendo for dick sometimes. So he had both a snake (a real snake) and a snake (his dick) in his underpants. 



#10 Junjie

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Posted 26 May 2016 - 03:18 PM

I suppose you could say he had a snake..in his underpants. Yes I know it came out of the pipes, but I'm not good with making jokes and this is the best I have. It's a play on "I've got a snake in my boots" and the fact that snake is an innuendo for dick sometimes. So he had both a snake (a real snake) and a snake (his dick) in his underpants. 

 

...HAHAHHA

 

 

The snake confused his donger for another little snake 62Zdtsk.png

 

....HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

*then actually reads the article*

 

...whoa. That's...quite a story.

 

 

That doesn't seem ingenious to me, if I just detached a 10 foot snake from my penis I'd be more concerned about seeking medical attention than spending time intricately fashioning a reef knot from my defeated foe.

 

Yeah, I'm puzzling over this one too. The article makes it sound like he removed the snake by doing the tying...as it was biting his penis off?? I...don't get it. ><



#11 Faeling

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Posted 31 May 2016 - 02:07 PM

I'm I the only one thinking how traumatized the poor snake must be....he was just looking for a snack



#12 HiMyNameIsNick

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Posted 31 May 2016 - 02:22 PM

Best bj ever



#13 Faeling

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Posted 31 May 2016 - 02:28 PM

Best bj ever

:lol2:  Really....even with the blood? Too much teeth



#14 luna194

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Posted 31 May 2016 - 04:39 PM

I don't even live in a place where this could happen, but this is like my #1 fear.



#15 Faeling

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Posted 31 May 2016 - 04:48 PM

I don't even live in a place where this could happen, but this is like my #1 fear.

 I think you just hafta have snakes period for stuff like that to happen MWHAHAHAHA my Granddad was walking down the hall in his house in Louisiana when a 6 foot rat snake slipped out of a cupboard to say hello 



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Posted 31 May 2016 - 05:29 PM

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No. You cannot hate these cuties.

The humanity has it coming, especially when the ingenious plan is JUST DETACHING THE THING.

I AM ASTOUNDED





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