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[Jozie]

Decided I wanted to have an interactive poll to pick the best pick-up line from my favorites that I found! On top of that, please tell me:

 

• What is YOUR best pick-up line you have used?

• What is the BEST/WORST pick-up line you have ever heard?

 

Poll Starts: Now Reminder: This poll is NOT the giveaway poll!

Ends: 6/11/2016

 

I would like this poll to inspire people to post their best/worst pick-up lines so that I can compile a list for a giveaway I intend on doing! It's my birthday on June 21, so I want to do a giveaway! I will be 30!

 

• If you post your best/worst pick-up line, I will divide them up into best and worst and create a poll for each.

• Who ever wins each poll, will win a prize To Be Determined once the polls start!

• The giveaway poll will be announced on my birthday, June 21.

• Voting will begin on June 28. 12:00am Central time.

• Voting will end on June 30 at 11:59pm Central time.

 

Yes! When the giveaway starts, it will be posted in the giveaway section! I promise!

 

Rules:

Spoiler

1.) Put whether the pick-up line is the best or worst you have heard.

2.) You may do one for both!

3.) If you have already posted one previously to today (6/4/2016) it will count in the upcoming poll!

Edited by ChaoticBeauty, 04 June 2016 - 02:45 PM.

[Salade]

Best: Paint me green and spank me like a disobedient avocado. Works like a charm on Tinder to get dudes to talk to you. I WONDER WHY.

 

Worst I've heard: (Really only works in German) Can I park my hand here? (places his hand on my lower thigh, I respond with no) Oh? So shall I drive further? (proceeds to slowly slide his hand up my thigh) 

 

Yeah, really doesn't work that well in English. 

 

 

As for entertainment, reddit is a great place to waste many hours. Orrrr you could join us in the Slack chat!

[Jozie]

Haha I love the avacado one. Hilarious. And the German one is creepy.

What is slack chat?
Update: we just passed the wreck. A truck hauling other vehicles on the trailer caught on fire... or exploded in the back and all the cars are burnt to a crisp and the end of the trailer was all ashes. The truck itself was facing the wrong direction, against the flow of traffic. Yeah, I'd say that is a good reason for dead stopped traffic.
The truck itself, where the driver is, was untouched. Weird.

[Salade]

Yup, luckily I was drunk af so I just kind of slid of my stool and left.

 

This thread explains Slack, it's like TC but better.  And here's a guide because it can be a liiiittle bit confusing. It's available on your PC browser, as a desktop app and as an iOS and Android app. 

[Jozie]

I an downloading the app but it is going very slowly because of the area we are in. I will probably set one up on my computer when I get hone after making my man and myself a sandwich.

[Tammy]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

[Jozie]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

But was that the best or worst? Lol.

My girlfriend once tried to seduce me with the doge meme.

Lol that is great!

[Adam]

Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them. 

 

l0l works nevrytime.

[Jozie]

Lmao I do love mirrors too, so I would be a sucker for that one.

[Nonexistent]

[Daria]

i used this line when i first told my boyfriend i loved him

 

me: "you remind me of a pizza"

him: "why is that?"

me: "i love pizza"

[Romy]

Nice shoes.

 

Wanna fuck?

[Adam]

Nice shoes.

 

Wanna fuck?

No words can describe how happy this made me.

[Daria]

Nice shoes.

Wanna fuck?

Is that how you and @Chappy got together

[Jozie]

i used this line when i first told my boyfriend i loved him

 

me: "you remind me of a pizza"

him: "why is that?"

me: "i love pizza"

That is adorable! OMG

 

Nice shoes.

 

Wanna fuck?

No way that works! lol... I am going to try it on my man... is there a bias there?

[Kitty]

In school I was part of a choir, a guy liked me and said I looked like some famous singer with glasses then asked me out. I turned him down :C

 

That is might be worse I got, pls babe i'm better than her j/k

[Jozie]

In school I was part of a choir, a guy liked me and said I looked like some famous singer with glasses then asked me out. I turned him down :C

 

That is might be worse I got, pls babe i'm better than her j/k

 

Oooo yeah I would've turned him down too... lol major cheese! And yeah, maybe if he said you sounded better than the singer you remind him of, it may have worked lol

[Romy]

No words can describe how happy this made me.

So...yes?

 

Is that how you and @Chappy got together

She slapped me but said yes immediately afterwards.

[Chappy]

So...yes?

 

She slapped me but said yes immediately afterwards.

 

Oh yeah I mean I was totally swooned by how bold he was. 
He once even told me my manicure was fresh...like his dick. Very persuading.

[Tammy]

But was that the best or worst? Lol.

 

Both haha

[HiMyNameIsNick]

"Hello"

 

Then I release the kraken

[Daria]

"Hello"

 

Then I release the kraken

 

[HiMyNameIsNick]

 

 

That's a cute kraken