Lmfao...this is where I'd usually pull the I'm Jewish I don't believe in your jesus christ nonsense, but it's not as effective when not in person. I am however a Russian jew so I really don't need jesus hah. Mind control huh...does that make you a witch? Do you float and weigh as much as a duck?(please tell me I'm not the only person who gets this reference...)
I am Polish Jewish! Yup! Yay for the Jews. There should be a Jew award!