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[Coops]

Eyes open? Eyes closed? Lots of tongue? Not a lot? 

[Keil]

I can never kiss with my eyes open. It makes my head hurt.

 

I tongue like I do with platonic handshake.

[Coops]

I can never kiss with my eyes open. It makes my head hurt.

 

I tongue like I do with platonic handshake.

It makes my head hurt too! Wow, creepy.

 

You lick people when you shake their hands? 

[Keil]

You lick people when you shake their hands? 

 

No.

 

I tongue them. There's a difference. Tonguing has more conviction and bravado than a slap with your taste receptor.

[Coops]

No.

 

I tongue them. There's a difference. Tonguing has more conviction and bravado than a slap with your taste receptor.

A slap with your taste receptor.

 

I'm dying. 

[Futurama]

As I kiss her I like to trace the alphabet with my tongue for maximum pleasure, then as the climax is about to hit I speed the alphabet up and make her salivate beyond belief.

[Coops]

As I kiss her I like to trace the alphabet with my tongue for maximum pleasure, then as the climax is about to hit I speed the alphabet up and make her salivate beyond belief.

I feel like this was probably a lot less creepy in your head.

[Fikri]

i close my eyes and extend my lips as far as i can and as soon as they make physical contact, i'll pull back.

 

*shudder*

[Darkskull]

As I kiss her I like to trace the alphabet with my tongue for maximum pleasure, then as the climax is about to hit I speed the alphabet up and make her salivate beyond belief.

I think we all know what letter he climaxes at.

 

D

[auraldesign]

My ex would kiss with his eyes open. Let's just say it was creepy as hell. 

[Salade]

Stare into their eyes while sensually licking their teeth. Works like a charm on any guy or gal.

[Cyka]

Stare into their eyes while sensually licking their teeth. Works like a charm on any guy or gal.

 

Can confirm works.

[Paprika]

I just don't. Hate kissing. It's a dealbreaker for heaps of people, and I do get it, but I'll only kiss very rarely and if the other person really really wants it, and even then I won't enjoy it at all, even if I really love the other person.

 

Dunno why I find it gross.

Edited by crepas, 05 June 2016 - 01:42 AM.

[Darkskull]

I just don't. Hate kissing. It's a dealbreaker for heaps of people, and I do get it, but I'll only kiss very rarely and if the other person really really wants it, and even then I won't enjoy it at all, even if I really love the other person.

 

Dunno why I find it gross.

 

Because it has evolutionary roots in mouth to mouth feeding?

 

Ya! Just like how Mama Birds throw up into baby birds mouths to feed them.

 

LIKE THIS

Spoiler

[Paprika]

eww.......

 

....

 

i mean, it's natural, sure ok. but still.

 

: (

[Daria]

I don't really have a way of kissing.

Kissing my boyfriend in any way is pleasurable

[Lovato]

Don't kiss with your eyes open. I had a girlfriend do that once, creepy as shit.

 

It's like you're trying to be cute and she's like staring into your soul like fucking Satan.

[GetJinxed]

Eyes closed.. ALWAYS! Tongue it depends sometimes a bit sometimes just lips... depends tbh 

[Tammy]

I haven't kissed anyone in so long that I've forgotten

[Salade]

I haven't kissed anyone in so long that I've forgotten

I could change that. 

[Waser Lave]

Because it has evolutionary roots in mouth to mouth feeding?

 

You're doing it wrong.

[Adam]

I'm a fan of rubbing my very poor excuse for a mustache on her butt. That is the only way to kiss.

[Katya]

This thread ended up being exactly like I was expecting
 
 
 
I'm a sloppy kisser.
(jk I don't kiss)

 

I have said absolutely nothing about how I kiss in this thread, which was using my mouth. In the post you are referring to, I was simply referencing a theory of how kissing came to be a huge part of the dating culture.

 
Aren't you supposed to be on vacation in some really far away country without internet access? Why are you more active now that before traveling to these said vacations?

[Adam]

I'm a sloppy kisser.
(jk I don't kiss)

Why not?

[Rainforce]

Good thread for taking notes.

 

_{(I've never kissed before...........)}