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[Jozie]

 

Themed Writing Contest #15

 

Theme: Funny Cats

 

Voting ends 20 June 2016 11:59 PM NST.

 

Do not vote for yourself. You will be disqualified from this contest, and possibly from participating in all future Codex contests.

 

Entries

 

One

Spoiler

i love cats, so much
love how they ignore me
how they lick their ass and kiss me after
love every Meow at the morning
meowing for food
meowing for whatever
they are gonna rules this world
killing you while you are sleeping
love my dog.

 

Two

Spoiler

There once was a wee little kitten
With catnip, she once was smitten

Her love for it faded with quite some quickness
Said the catnip started to taste of sickness

Went to the doctor after more time did pass
"Well maybe you should stop licking your ass"

 

Three

Spoiler

majestic floof mrow
button pink nose and whiskers
smelly breath, toe beans
please no, not on my brand new carpet
hairball

 

Four

Spoiler

Dear diary,

 

Who would remember the plain and ordinary Cat when there are so many other ‘Cats’ in the world?

 

There’s my great-uncle Cat-abolism. That fellow is always so uppity, thinking he’s so important cause he controls one of the most important biological processes in the body.

 

And, then there’s my cousin Cat-alogue, who seems to be fond of stealing the attention of my owner away from me. Whenever, she appears my owner seems to forget all else and stops to give attention to her…

 

Of course, there’s no one worse in the family than the terror twins ‘Cat-astrophe’ and ‘Cat-aclysm’ who seem to cause CHAOS and ANARCHY wherever they go.

 

And, this list could go on and on. The woes of being in a large family full of cats. But, then and again, no one can have it quite as bad as being Cat-erpillar or Cat-bird. Those two are the outcasts of the family. Don’t even know how we’re related to those ones. Scared of their own shadows  and to the add to the insult they’re vegans. Cats that don’t eat meat! Honestly?

 

Well diary, that’s it for now. “Just Cat” signing off.

 

 

Cat

 

Five

Spoiler

she looked a fierce and quarrelsome cat,
but claw she never would;
she only bit the ones she loved,
because they tasted good.

 

 

Prizes

500k NP

(donated by me)

 

(donated by @WarezHaxor )

 

Please post or PM me to donate.

 

Award:

 

This award is for first place only.

Edited by ChaoticBeauty, 18 June 2016 - 01:40 PM.

[Verge]

500M for first prize? Wow! Wish i had that much Nps

[Jozie]

500M for first prize? Wow! Wish i had that much Nps

lol oops. Fixed. Yeah I don't have that much lol... not after all the frozen accounts to include my main! I would have had awesome prizes if it weren't for my main being frozen from AC

[Lollita]

Great entries yall. #1 got my vote ^^

[Verge]

@ChaoticBeauty Sorry to hear that your accounts got frozen. Wish I can give you a hug.

[Jozie]

@ChaoticBeauty Sorry to hear that your accounts got frozen. Wish I can give you a hug.

Thanks!!! Yeah starting over though is kind of fun... it's like... how long can I go with a new account before it gets frozen? lol. Although I did waste $50 on my main account that was recently frozen so that sucked lol! I am hoping to win more competitions to get more PBs and NPs to help rebuild.

[WarezHaxor]

Anything you need @ChaoticBeauty? Dream pet that I may possibly have an MP for? Be glad to help you rebuild a bit. Great entries guys and girls by the way!

[Jozie]

Anything you need @ChaoticBeauty? Dream pet that I may possibly have an MP for? Be glad to help you rebuild a bit. Great entries guys and girls by the way!

Thanks!!! The only two pets I want are Tonu and Darigan scorchio but I am not worried about it yet. Wanna wait until after AC finishes so I make sure I have an account to make my new main!

[WarezHaxor]

Sounds good, I know for a fact I've got a few tonu mps so when you've chosen your new main let me know!