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[Jozie]

 

 

Themed Writing Contest #15

 

Theme: Funny Cats

 

1st place - @Shannon Congratulations, you get to host the next contest! Weeeeeeee!

 

2nd place - @Devendra

 

3rd place - @Fikri
 

 

Entries

 

One @Devendra

Spoiler

i love cats, so much
love how they ignore me
how they lick their ass and kiss me after
love every Meow at the morning
meowing for food
meowing for whatever
they are gonna rules this world
killing you while you are sleeping
love my dog.

 

Two @Shannon

Spoiler

There once was a wee little kitten
With catnip, she once was smitten

Her love for it faded with quite some quickness
Said the catnip started to taste of sickness

Went to the doctor after more time did pass
"Well maybe you should stop licking your ass"

 

Three @Coops

Spoiler

majestic floof mrow
button pink nose and whiskers
smelly breath, toe beans
please no, not on my brand new carpet
hairball

 

Four @firedrops

Spoiler

Dear diary,

 

Who would remember the plain and ordinary Cat when there are so many other ‘Cats’ in the world?

 

There’s my great-uncle Cat-abolism. That fellow is always so uppity, thinking he’s so important cause he controls one of the most important biological processes in the body.

 

And, then there’s my cousin Cat-alogue, who seems to be fond of stealing the attention of my owner away from me. Whenever, she appears my owner seems to forget all else and stops to give attention to her…

 

Of course, there’s no one worse in the family than the terror twins ‘Cat-astrophe’ and ‘Cat-aclysm’ who seem to cause CHAOS and ANARCHY wherever they go.

 

And, this list could go on and on. The woes of being in a large family full of cats. But, then and again, no one can have it quite as bad as being Cat-erpillar or Cat-bird. Those two are the outcasts of the family. Don’t even know how we’re related to those ones. Scared of their own shadows  and to the add to the insult they’re vegans. Cats that don’t eat meat! Honestly?

 

Well diary, that’s it for now. “Just Cat” signing off.

 

 

Cat

 

Five @Fikri

Spoiler

she looked a fierce and quarrelsome cat,
but claw she never would;
she only bit the ones she loved,
because they tasted good.

 

Prizes

500k NP

(donated by me)

 

(donated by @WarezHaxor )

 

(donated by @WarezHaxor )

 

 

PM or Post to claim your prize!

 

Award:

 

This award is for first place only.

Edited by ChaoticBeauty, 21 June 2016 - 04:26 PM.

[WarezHaxor]

Congrats @Shannon @Devendra and @Fikri! @ChaoticBeauty, I will add a Baby PB into the prizes so all 3 can have one!

[Jozie]

Congrats @Shannon @Devendra and @Fikri! @ChaoticBeauty, I will add a Baby PB into the prizes so all 3 can have one!

Awesome - thanks! I am still waiting for one of my prizes from the last contest... from someone else who donated. I PM'ed and left a post on the results page. But I don't want to be annoying lol

[WarezHaxor]

Hahah I hear you...nobody contacted me yet to claim their prize either from that contest. I'll hold onto it in case someone picks or I'll donate to another one haha.

[Fikri]

oh cool. thanks, @WarezHaxor. someone please let me know when it's my turn to pick the prize.

 

congratulations, @Shannon!

[WarezHaxor]

Anytime @Fikri, just paying it forward to the community that has helped me out so much. I plan on donating to many more contests so keep an eye out!

[Shannon]

Aw yay, my first time winning something in a while! Glad you liked my cheesy, childish poetry lol. So if we're all getting Baby PB's do I also claim another prize on top of that? If so, I'd love to have the morphing potion as well @WarezHaxor! If you could PM me, that would be wonderful since I'm extremely low on phone battery at the moment. Sorry for replying so late btw guys - in another country on the other side of the world and I keep forgetting to check online. I'll try and set up the next contest soon if I can get to a computer!

[WarezHaxor]

Sure thing @Shannon, PMing you now. Actually PMing all 3 of you now haha.