Turns out you can come back to the US with a student ID, and a really understanding border patrol officer.
I am a dumbass
#1
Posted 17 July 2016 - 09:41 AM
Turns out you can come back to the US with a student ID, and a really understanding border patrol officer.
#2
Posted 17 July 2016 - 10:29 AM
#3
Posted 17 July 2016 - 10:34 AM
If only I hadn't went to see hot naked girls.That's what you get for SINNING!
#4
Posted 17 July 2016 - 11:46 AM
If only I hadn't went to see hot naked girls.
SHAME
#5
Posted 17 July 2016 - 12:02 PM
Scrub.
#6
Posted 17 July 2016 - 12:08 PM
I'm guessing op is not brown
#7
Posted 17 July 2016 - 01:57 PM
That was actually my main method to calm myself down. I just kept reminding myself I'm a white girl going back home, it'll be okay.I'm guessing op is not brown
#8
Posted 17 July 2016 - 10:46 PM
I lost my license, probably outside the strip club. I just renewed it in person on Tuesday, so a new one is already in the mail. I just lost a temporary one, no big deal. Except, I was in Canada. I'm a US citizen. My license was enhanced, it was my passport card.
Turns out you can come back to the US with a student ID, and a really understanding border patrol officer.
you sure it didnt fall in a strippers ass crack when you made it rain ?
#9
Posted 18 July 2016 - 08:39 AM
Nah, they were all really nice. I showed them my boobs in the bathroom and everything.you sure it didnt fall in a strippers ass crack when you made it rain ?
#10
Posted 18 July 2016 - 09:28 AM
"Hello officer, my name is Mozzarella Sticks and while visiting your moose filled country I appear to have sniffed too much maple syrup and lost my ID while watching busty Canadian girls licking poutine off eachother"
#11
Posted 20 July 2016 - 05:30 PM
I agree.
#12
Posted 20 July 2016 - 05:34 PM
Exactly how the club worked. Except, they weren't all busty. Quality boobage, though."Hello officer, my name is Mozzarella Sticks and while visiting your moose filled country I appear to have sniffed too much maple syrup and lost my ID while watching busty Canadian girls licking poutine off eachother"
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