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[Cass]

What conspiracy theories do you hope are true? Why? Doesn't matter how ridiculous they are, whether you actually believe them or not!

 

I just read up on an article that claims Queen Elizabeth shapeshifted on national live television, and that all subsequent tweets about it that appeared on Twitter were removed within 10 seconds. Conveniently, the clip of the shapeshifting queen is nowhere to be found.

 

I LOVE this theory. I wish it were true. Wouldn't it be extremely hilarious if Britain's been ruled by lizardpeople for centuries? I'd die laughing if news ever broke out this was an actual thing.

 

Secondly, I NEED the Ancient Aliens theory to be true. And I must say, part of me secretly believes some stuff. Firstly, I strongly believe that there MUST be some other lifeform in the known and unknown universe; it can't be such a big empty space with us earthlings as the only lifeforms. But believing that there may have been intelligent extraterrestrial visitors in the past? I dunno, it would explain to me why our ancestors came up with those ridiculous gods and their beyond fantastical stories they conjured up all over the world.

 

The evidence the Ancient Aliens TV-show presents is mostly shit, though. But the theory in and of itself fascinates me.

 

[cara]

Bush did 9/11

The Clintons shank people who oppose them

(I would insert a tinfoil hat pic if I knew how on my phone)

[Ehentalix]

Trump being a plant by the World Order, said Order rigging the primary in his favour, and all the polls in his favour being faked. Just because I want to believe that America isn't about to elect Actual Adolf Hitler 2.0

[Emily]

Berenstain/Berenstein Bears conspiracy theory. I KNOW IT'S TRUE.

[Keil]

Bernie Sanders being so close to eliminate student debt for past and current students

[Trichomes]

Berenstain/Berenstein Bears conspiracy theory. I KNOW IT'S TRUE.

 

My mom swears it's always been Berenstain and now I'm not sure if I can trust her anymore.

[talbs]

Any of the false flag narratives surrounding school shootings.

[Shannon]

Finland isn't real.

[Cass]

Finland isn't real.

HAHA I just recently saw that on Good Mythical Morning I believe. How on earth did people get the notion that Finland doesn't exist??

 

Which reminds me that I love the theory that North Korea is secretly a paradise and they present it dystopian to the world in order to preserve it, I so wish that's true

[Waser Lave]

Which reminds me that I love the theory that North Korea is secretly a paradise and they present it dystopian to the world in order to preserve it, I so wish that's true

 

Ever seen the tourist photos which get sneaked out occasionally? It actually looks quite nice and no litter in sight anywhere, definitely on my places to wander one day list.

[cara]

Berenstain/Berenstein Bears conspiracy theory. I KNOW IT'S TRUE.

 

 

 

(I was actually traumatized when I read about this because I remember it clearly being "Berenstein' ......)

[Emily]

I swear I saw Berenstein as a child. I used to watch the show and read the books. I just know it. 

[cara]

I swear I saw Berenstein as a child. I used to watch the show and read the books. I just know it. 

 

I know but ... I remember seeing people posting photos of their books and it did say Barenstain. So obviously we are all crazy.

[Emily]

I know but ... I remember seeing people posting photos of their books and it did say Barenstain. So obviously we are all crazy.

 

Someone went back in time and messed with the course of history. 

[cara]

Someone went back in time and messed with the course of history. 

 

[Mishelle]

That Janet Jackson and that guy from El Dabarge really have a secret lovechild that's been hidden for 30 years.

[Ehentalix]

I've seen copies that say Berenstein, and also copies that say Berenstain.

[cara]

I've seen copies that say Berenstein, and also copies that say Berenstain.

 

Link me the ones that say Berenstein lol

[Kaddict]

That Paul McCartney died in the 60s and was surreptitiously replaced by a look/sound alike. I dont believe it is true, but I do believe the beatles were behind the hoax, probably because they were bored.

[Swar]

Berenstain/Berenstein Bears conspiracy theory. I KNOW IT'S TRUE.

I had a game about them and it was DEFINITELY BERENSTEIN

[Ladida]

I had a game about them and it was DEFINITELY BERENSTEIN

I'm so confused over this because I have always said it out loud as "Berenstein", but all my book covers say "Berenstain"! And the ones in my possession are the only ones I have ever read!

 

*brain turns into mush*

[Kaddict]

I'm so confused over this because I have always said it out loud as "Berenstein", but all my book covers say "Berenstain"! And the ones in my possession are the only ones I have ever read!

 

*brain turns into mush*

Im the same way, except I dont have those books in my possession. I think it is just because as a kid, youve heard lots of stein names (frankenstein, R.L. Stine, Jill Stein, all bankers etc...) so you just said it that way in your head. I pronounced it stein too.

[Padme]

Illuminati. 

[talbs]

http://www.seventeen...spiracy-theory/

 

Weird. I totally remember it being Berenstain.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Emily]

I'm telling you someone stepped on a butterfly.