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#1 ortin

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Posted 23 August 2016 - 09:24 PM

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#2 Elindoril

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Posted 23 August 2016 - 09:36 PM

You're beautiful.

#3 cara

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Posted 23 August 2016 - 09:43 PM

You're beautiful.


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#4 ortin

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Posted 23 August 2016 - 10:28 PM

You're beautiful.

:'(



#5 Adam

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Posted 23 August 2016 - 11:29 PM

Can I stuff you with various vegetables, rub garlic butter under your skin, and throw you in an oven for a few hours?



#6 Keil

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Posted 23 August 2016 - 11:40 PM

You have to be relevant to be roasted.



#7 Junjie

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Posted 24 August 2016 - 12:20 AM

Medium rare or well done

#8 Dont

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Posted 24 August 2016 - 02:56 AM

i heard your parents are related



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Posted 24 August 2016 - 06:00 AM

I think you're a great cello player.

 

 

 

 

 

 

am I doing this right?



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Posted 24 August 2016 - 09:08 AM

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#11 ortin

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Posted 24 August 2016 - 09:28 AM

i heard your parents are related

Incest winstest amiright?


You have to be relevant to be roasted.

Thank you for your contribution.


Can I stuff you with various vegetables, rub garlic butter under your skin, and throw you in an oven for a few hours?

Sure. Thank you for your contribution.



#12 Dont

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Posted 24 August 2016 - 09:51 AM

Hey, it's the little things in life ya know?

 

Why did Hellen Kellers dog jump off of a cliff?




Edited by Dont, 24 August 2016 - 09:51 AM.


#13 Adam

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Posted 24 August 2016 - 09:56 AM

Now I kind of want to get one of those pre-roasted chickens from the grocery store and take it to work.



#14 Keil

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Posted 24 August 2016 - 10:00 AM

It's not a contribution. It's a wake up call for you to know that as with anyone who disappears for a while and expects to get attention, you're easily forgotten. I legit tried to make a funny read, but I don't have any current material to go off of. If you can't wrap your head around that, don't respond to this, or if you do--make it funny and relevant.

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Posted 24 August 2016 - 10:21 AM

I love your violin avatar.



#16 ortin

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Posted 24 August 2016 - 12:54 PM

It's not a contribution. It's a wake up call for you to know that as with anyone who disappears for a while and expects to get attention, you're easily forgotten. I legit tried to make a funny read, but I don't have any current material to go off of. If you can't wrap your head around that, don't respond to this, or if you do--make it funny and relevant.

Thank you for your contribution.


I love your violin avatar.

I love it too <2 The problem is the pokey thing on the bottom keeps stabbing me on the neck :(


 

Hey, it's the little things in life ya know?

 

Why did Hellen Kellers dog jump off of a cliff?

TELL ME



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Posted 24 August 2016 - 01:51 PM

It's a wake up call for you to know that as with anyone who disappears for a while and expects to get attention, you're easily forgotten. 

 

Well now we both know that that just isn't true. And no, I don't mean with me. I mean with other Retired members.



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Posted 24 August 2016 - 02:38 PM

Well now we both know that that just isn't true. And no, I don't mean with me. I mean with other Retired members.

 

You're right and I completely agree, but I'm trying to be hyperbolic and irrational here to lower this foible-proned "joueur devio loncelle"'s self-esteem.



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Posted 24 August 2016 - 02:49 PM

Well now we both know that that just isn't true. And no, I don't mean with me. I mean with other Retired members.

Most of them are forgotten though. Except @punkrockbigmouth. Never forgotten

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Posted 24 August 2016 - 02:57 PM

No.



#21 ortin

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Posted 24 August 2016 - 02:58 PM

You're right and I completely agree, but I'm trying to be hyperbolic and irrational here to lower this foible-proned "joueur devio loncelle"'s self-esteem.

I have been discombobulated into submission by your bombastically facetious rhetoric. Panegyric accolades to our esoteric and cabalistic harbinger of internet integrity, @Kelvin!



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Posted 24 August 2016 - 02:59 PM

I have been discombobulated into submission by your bombastically facetious rhetoric. Panegyric accolades to our esoteric and cabalistic harbinger of internet integrity, @Kelvin!

Wow, put down the thesaurus.

 

I said no but clearly I lied.



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Posted 24 August 2016 - 03:39 PM

You're like Trump but without the nice hair


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#24 ortin

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Posted 24 August 2016 - 05:34 PM

You're like Trump but without the nice hair

So basically roasted like a white guy with absurd amounts of fake tan? Thank you for your contribution.



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Posted 24 August 2016 - 07:14 PM

"Ortin?" More like "BOREtin" because you're boring.




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