The Winner: @Trapezeo!
We kept having ties, so it took a bit longer than expected. (And I was busy. And codepocalypse)
1. "Holy svit did I really just heet my mini-Pavo? OH NO" @Dont
2."That's nuts!" @Amethyst
3. Boing! Ding Dong! @RedLoveBlackHeart
4. I KNEW the pre event fluffer was a bad idea! @Trapezeo
(credit to Fikri)
Sorry chumps, I am building up a couple neo accounts so I can start giving more away, but I really don't give a shit about neo, so it is slow. If any samaritans want to donate, that is cool. Otherwise, be happy with your badass award.