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[Shannon]

Santa baby pls cure all my health shit thanks

I also want a puppy, but I've asked for that for 21 years so my expectations are low.

[Neoquest]

I'm getting the Jaybird X3 wireless earbuds. Definitely wouldn't drop that much for earbuds under normal circumstances, but I'm looking forward to them, especially for working out.

[NapisaurusRex]

We decided to do a winter solstice thing instead cause fuck Christmas.

[Rauul]

asked for ipad, new cellphone and a car

 

since santa doesnt exist, im waiting for my mom to buy everything 

[sprockets]

@DonJonathan skydiving, threesome, sex in public, threesome in public, sex while skydiving. Psychedelic drugs, write articles for a blog/submit editorials to a newspaper (have your name in print), join a pickup league for a sport.

 

As great as those experiences may be I don't think I could /should ask my sisters to help me with a threesome

I tend to blank when people ask me what I want and I end up saying something like "Ohh nothing! It's okay!"
BUT if we're being honest lol I have had my eye on a few things:
- A wine rack
- Wine glasses
- Wine lol
- Smashbox photo finish primer
- Setting spray
- Eyebrow pomade
- Some of the Mariah Carey collection from Mac
Of course, I haven't told anyone who actually buys for me that I want these things because I'm too awkward, so I'll eventually get them myself.
As for others, so far we've only finished shopping for the kids. The boys wanted Lego Dimensions for the Xbox one, so that's what we got them along with a bunch of sets to go with it. Pais got a Peppa pig megabloks house thing and a doll of the character Poppy from Trolls.

  

Wouldn't it be easier for the people getting you gifts to know what you want instead of getting a bunch of stuff that you may or may not need since you're too afraid to ask?

We decided to do a winter solstice thing instead cause fuck Christmas.

Why don't you just celebrate Chrismukkah instead?

[DonValentino]

@DonJonathan maybe they're dying to set you up with their friends, only one way to find out. Live a little!

[Kaddict]

@DonJonathan skydiving, threesome, sex in public, threesome in public, sex while skydiving. Psychedelic drugs, write articles for a blog/submit editorials to a newspaper (have your name in print), join a pickup league for a sport.

I literally came here to say threesome. Well, I guess I will have to think of something else.

[DonValentino]

I literally came here to say threesome. Well, I guess I will have to think of something else.

foursome? 

[Kaddict]

foursome? 

Sounds beautiful, but I am certain I don't have the stamina. Well, I guess it only has to be good for me, right? I'm asking for it.

[DonValentino]

Sounds beautiful, but I am certain I don't have the stamina. Well, I guess it only has to be good for me, right? I'm asking for it.

you'll be fine man just start exercising those tongue muscles for when you need a break. fun for the whole family!

[Coops]

I got my new car last night (and really good donuts). 

Thanks Santa!

[Trichomes]

I tend to blank when people ask me what I want and I end up saying something like "Ohh nothing! It's okay!"

BUT if we're being honest lol I have had my eye on a few things:

- A wine rack
- Wine glasses
- Wine lol
- Smashbox photo finish primer
- Setting spray
- Eyebrow pomade
- Some of the Mariah Carey collection from Mac

Of course, I haven't told anyone who actually buys for me that I want these things because I'm too awkward, so I'll eventually get them myself.

As for others, so far we've only finished shopping for the kids. The boys wanted Lego Dimensions for the Xbox one, so that's what we got them along with a bunch of sets to go with it. Pais got a Peppa pig megabloks house thing and a doll of the character Poppy from Trolls.

 

I can never think of things I want on the spot either. You should make an Amazon wishlist to help keep track of things you need/want (not just around the holidays, but year round), and then you can just share that with anyone who asks what you want. That's what I do, even if it's full of boring, practical stuff.

[cara]

I have an amazon wishlist but it's full of really expensive and large home items, like couches and dressers. The joy of adulting. So I don't share that with anyone because I don't expect anyone to buy me a new $800 bed frame for Christmas.

I don't ask for anything. I get uncomfortable with receiving gifts and I would prefer if people didn't get me anything so I'm not obligated to get them anything. That being said, I got shot glasses and a heated blanket. So I'm more than happy this Christmas.

[Adam]

Patience, lots and lots of patience.

[JinxProof]

Pokemon Moon and a job waiting for me in April plz plz plz

[sprockets]

I've come up with a few things

• Steam iron
• Closed terrarium
• Chalk bag
• Kombucha brewing kit

 

If there was a monthly subscription box for coffee beans I'd probably like that. It'd be neat to try a different flavour every month. 

[JinxProof]

I've come up with a few things

• Steam iron
• Closed terrarium
• Chalk bag
• Kombucha brewing kit

 

If there was a monthly subscription box for coffee beans I'd probably like that. It'd be neat to try a different flavour every month. 

Craft Coffee is pretty good

[Alexiel]

Pretty simple list this year:
Classic Doctor Who dvds

Amazon.com giftcard for all the books I want

Sony Playstation Store giftcard for those darn flash sales I keep missing due to lack of $$$

2+ TB external HDD/1+ TB flash drive  because 

 

Honestly though all I truly want is to spend it with my s/o & a thin crust pepperoni pizza or three.

[FelisNoctua]

Air Force One to crash with both Trump and Pence on it.

My fetus to become a healthy baby.

A Dairy Queen Blizzard, and time to read each night.

Oh, and maybe a trip to SeaWorld. Before it's gone.

We decided to do a winter solstice thing instead cause fuck Christmas.

 

I also do Solstice, because I'm atheist and an environmental scientist, and we don't want to install "Magic People" software in the child.

Edited by FelisNoctua, 23 December 2016 - 02:31 PM.

[P3NGU1N]

I really wanted an apple watch but I didn't get it....but a macbook pro since I had a 2009 one previously. 

[NapisaurusRex]

Air Force One to crash with both Trump and Pence on it.
My fetus to become a healthy baby.
A Dairy Queen Blizzard, and time to read each night.
Oh, and maybe a trip to SeaWorld. Before it's gone.

 
I also do Solstice, because I'm atheist and an environmental scientist, and we don't want to install "Magic People" software in the child.

YEAH FUCK THE SYSTEM WHAT IS CHRISTMAS ANYWAY