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#1 Cass

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Posted 19 February 2017 - 04:53 PM

Ever wanted to overshare something but couldn't find an appropriate place to do so? It's alright sweet child. You have a safe space now. Probably best to put it in spoilertags though. Fork over those stories about your ingrown toenails or the awkward fart you let rip during intercourse.

 

Please mind the community guidelines though.



#2 Adam

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Posted 19 February 2017 - 05:53 PM

I fucked a couch. 



#3 cara

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Posted 19 February 2017 - 08:16 PM

I fucked a couch.


Pics or it never happened.

#4 Amethyst

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Posted 19 February 2017 - 08:54 PM

My room smells like rotting fish and no one can figure out why.



#5 Turnip

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Posted 19 February 2017 - 09:10 PM

Bruh my bellybutton is reeally deep and I was picking out bellybutton lint a few years ago in the bath, and I guess I hadn't done it in a while because like..........

the lint hardened into large balls (there were at least three of them) and it was disgusting :V



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Posted 19 February 2017 - 09:21 PM

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Posted 19 February 2017 - 09:48 PM

My room smells like rotting fish and no one can figure out why.

Clean your floors you heathen.

 

 

 

I heard my obese neighbors having sex last night. They live on the floor above me and it felt like someone was getting repeatedly slammed against the wall. 



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Posted 20 February 2017 - 01:53 AM

i was on the bus with my feet on the seat, didnt know my dick was hanging out of my shorts, and some teenage girls were giggling at me...and i was thinking what are they giggling at :p



#9 Trichomes

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 05:57 AM

My room smells like rotting fish and no one can figure out why.


Oddly enough, this could be an electrical problem. When the chemicals in certain plastic electrical components overheat/burn, they can produce a strong fishy odor. Check your outlets and fixtures to see if you can locate the source.

I had this happen over the summer and I thought the smell was coming from my air conditioner, but it turned out the inside of an outlet behind my bed was burnt to a crisp. It was pretty scary to learn I had been sleeping next to a massive fire hazard.

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 07:55 AM

Oddly enough, this could be an electrical problem. When the chemicals in certain plastic electrical components overheat/burn, they can produce a strong fishy odor. Check your outlets and fixtures to see if you can locate the source.

I had this happen over the summer and I thought the smell was coming from my air conditioner, but it turned out the inside of an outlet behind my bed was burnt to a crisp. It was pretty scary to learn I had been sleeping next to a massive fire hazard.

 

Oh fuck. I'll be sure to check that out o____o Thank you



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Posted 20 February 2017 - 08:20 AM

Bruh my bellybutton is reeally deep and I was picking out bellybutton lint a few years ago in the bath, and I guess I hadn't done it in a while because like..........

the lint hardened into large balls (there were at least three of them) and it was disgusting :V

I get long cat hairs stuck in mine. I thought for the longest time I had bellybutton fur until I realized



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Posted 20 February 2017 - 08:29 AM

Warning: Women issues ahead 

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Warning: Creepy dating games 

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I'm a creep, I know. 



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Posted 20 February 2017 - 09:05 AM

Warning: Women issues ahead 

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Warning: Creepy dating games 

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I'm a creep, I know. 

 

For the first one

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#14 Cass

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 09:24 AM

Warning: Women issues ahead 

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Warning: Creepy dating games 

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I'm a creep, I know. 

 

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For the first one

Spoiler

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#15 Pink_Bubble

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 09:45 AM

Just got home from sleeping with my best friends partner of two years, they just broke up. Not good. Last summer, I had sex with the best friend of somebody I went on a few dates with. That was messy.

#16 KyloRen

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 10:25 AM

For the first one

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I have really bad social anxiety, I had to get the CA just to ask her if we could move the furniture. 

 

Spoiler


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I won't link to my Ao3 and FF.net accounts, the bookmarks are full of that kind of fanfiction.

 

Warning: Fanfiction

Spoiler

 

 

Warning: Gross habits

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Warning: Really creepy sex stuff

Spoiler
 

 

 

I can't tell if I'm posting TMI, Confessions, or random secrets/embarrassing stuff. 



#17 HiMyNameIsNick

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 10:40 AM

I feel more attracted to girls with slutty attitude. I think that's normal though.



#18 Cass

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 10:49 AM

Creepy date:

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#19 Coops

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 10:51 AM

I didn't fully rinse off before getting into the pool at the physical therapy office today.

 

Am I doing this right?



#20 Cass

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 10:53 AM

I didn't fully rinse off before getting into the pool at the physical therapy office today.

 

Am I doing this right?

You filthy woman



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Posted 20 February 2017 - 10:54 AM

We're at the mall. I go to use the public washroom. As I'm washing my hands after the act I'm looking in the mirror and one of the stall doors open. I'm greeted with an old man rubbing his crotch.

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 10:55 AM

We're at the mall. I go to use the public washroom. As I'm washing my hands after the act one of the stall doors open and I'm greeted with an old man rubbing his crotch.

 

Rubbing like his balls itch or rubbing one out rubbing?



#23 Elindoril

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 10:56 AM

Rubbing like his balls itch or rubbing one out rubbing?


I didn't care to keep looking and find out.

#24 Turnip

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 10:56 AM

I didn't care to keep looking and find out.


I bet ya he sniffed his fingers after ;~~)

#25 Amethyst

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Posted 20 February 2017 - 12:06 PM

Yeah I'm not proud, my day's been filled with regret. Trying to figure out if and how to tell my friend. :/

 

Tell your friend, she deserves to know what kind of friend she has




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