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[Coops]

sometimes I brush my teeth in the shower, for no reason

Me every day. I do it to save time in the morning haha.

[Lollita]

I may or may not also do this.

 

 

 

The details are a little hazy, but we were parked in the driveway (after coming home from somewhere? idk) and I was drunk. Sometimes I get a little overambitious when I drink, and one thing led to another. I opened the car door and vomited nonchalantly. Don't remember if we carried on after that or if we called it a night and went inside.

 

I never puked but I almost did it a few times, blowjob while drunk it's risky lol

[Adam]

I never puked but I almost did it a few times, blowjob while drunk it's risky lol

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[Pink_Bubble]

Brushing in the shower is totally normal and not TMI lol.

[Lollita]

Brushing in the shower is totally normal and not TMI lol.

 

Mmm lemme think of a TMI thing. Well my "best friend" started dating my ex a week after we broke up. 

[Pink_Bubble]

Mmm lemme think of a TMI thing. Well my "best friend" started dating my ex a week after we broke up. 

 

Oh boy ~

[Generic]

I once masturbated to an extra-curvy piece of driftwood.

 

I appreciate the reference

[Kaddict]

Can we not shit on another member unnecessarily please? Seriously guys, there is a line and it's being crossed.

I was thinking this, but I was assuming there was some backstory with everyone involved that dates back to before I was really around here, so I just figured "eh" and moved on. 

Me every day. I do it to save time in the morning haha.

Please tell me you don't leave your toothbrush in the shower though... Also, I don't know why this is the thing that is worrying me of all the nasty shit going on in this thread. (ok, def there has been a couple grosser things now that I am thinking about it)

Mmm lemme think of a TMI thing. Well my "best friend" "started" dating my ex a week after we broke up. 

Added in some necessary punctuation there for you.

 Don't remember if we carried on after that or if we called it a night and went inside.

Apparently there are a lot of guys that are turned on by vomit during bj. I am def not one of them. Part of it is gross, part of it is me feeling really bad for the involved. I would hate to be mid cunnilingus and vomit because I/she was going too hard.

 

 

 

 

And while on the topic of cheating, it's never ok. Having said that I myself am a sack of shit and have cheated on previous partners. I never had the intention of cheating on them, it just sorta happened.

[Coops]

I was thinking this, but I was assuming there was some backstory with everyone involved that dates back to before I was really around here

Please tell me you don't leave your toothbrush in the shower though...

Added in some necessary punctuation there for you.

I don't. That's just asking for an infection and/or soap tasting bristles lol. I sterilize my toothbrush using boiled water pretty frequently. And I don't use toothbrush caps anymore because plastic caps are usually porous which are lovely bacteria breeding grounds. I store it in a drawer. I feel pretty strongly about the cleanliness of my toothbrush, in case that wasn't obvious, lmao.

[Bone]

I don't. That's just asking for an infection and/or soap tasting bristles lol. I sterilize my toothbrush using boiled water pretty frequently. And I don't use toothbrush caps anymore because plastic caps are usually porous which are lovely bacteria breeding grounds. I store it in a drawer. I feel pretty strongly about the cleanliness of my toothbrush, in case that wasn't obvious, lmao.

 

Alright, I'm ashamed of this one.

 

Spoiler

I kept my toothbrush in a plastic cup (bristles up) for several months without realizing that the drippings inside the cup had gradually become a inch-deep layer of fetid sludge. I thought the smell was something wrong with the plumbing.

[Kaddict]

TMI stuff for me... lets see. I have had asparagus 3 of the past 5 days, so there have been few instances of normal smelling urine in that time. also, asparagus smell also come through pungently in female squirt/ejaculate.

Haha. All this toothbrush talk is cracking me up. When I was young I  used to try to fool my parents into thinking I had brushed my teeth by running water under my damn toothbrush. idk why i put that much effort into it rather than just brushing my teeth, especially since I tried it quite a few times but since my parents aren't dipshits they never fell for it...

[cara]

Knowingly, and willfully seducing someone, especially your friends SO, makes you a piece of shit. There we go .

When you encounter another human being that you dislike you just back away slowly. It's what I do. Try it.

[Scot]

Cara...........
Get on messenger

[Coops]

Alright, I'm ashamed of this one.

Spoiler

I kept my toothbrush in a plastic cup (bristles up) for several months without realizing that the drippings inside the cup had gradually become a inch-deep layer of fetid sludge. I thought the smell was something wrong with the plumbing.

Nevermind. I missed the spoiler.

Yep that's pretty bad.

Found the source of the smell.

Apparently I was confused on medication or something because there was a whole rotting onion just chilling in a drawer.

I have so many questions. Why was an onion in a drawer?

[xdeathwolfx]

I feel more attracted to girls with slutty attitude. I think that's normal though.

 same here

 

@KyloRen

I have a old blanket that says Pittsburgh on my bed. I'm too lazy/poor to actually go out and buy tissues, so I just blow my nose in the blanket

i thought that was gonna go south so fast, but it didnt.....i feel triggered

I once masturbated to an extra-curvy piece of driftwood.

Scot never fails to amuse me

Same. Except I don't wipe my finger, I just roll it in a little ball and throw it on the ground lol

same here bro

@Coops
 

I have so many questions. Why was an onion in a drawer?
Saving it for later obviously

 

My TMI,  by psychological defination im an Ephebophile (attraction to girls 15-17

[xdeathwolfx]

I wish I knew. I do weird things with no memory of it so who knows lol. 

 

 

 

yikes

@Amethyst, yep yikes....attracted to but would never act on it. ive dated girls my age...sure...but it never really lasts. although we remain good friends

@Amethyst - not sure why i sent that random message, just venting i guess

Edited by xdeathwolfx, 20 February 2017 - 11:41 PM.

[Kakashi]

There is a certain anime character i fantasize about sometimes. i have read just about every erotic fanfic out there about them. and theres quite a bit of them i started watching hentai at a young age so i feel like my brain blurs the lines between fantasy and reality in this way 

[Salade]

There is a certain anime character i fantasize about sometimes. i have read just about every erotic fanfic out there about them. and theres quite a bit of them i started watching hentai at a young age so i feel like my brain blurs the lines between fantasy and reality in this way 

A wild guess: Not L.

 

 

Poop stuff:

Spoiler

Sometimes I get a lot of mucus in my stool. Feels weird when I wipe, it'll be so thick I can't even feel the toilet paper on my shitting region. And it takes 10 wipes and it still doesn't feel like everything is gone.

[KaibaSama]

@xdeathwolfx

I really don't want to know what you expected, because I can't see how that would go south. 

 

There is a certain anime character i fantasize about sometimes. i have read just about every erotic fanfic out there about them. and theres quite a bit of them   i started watching hentai at a young age so i feel like my brain blurs the lines between fantasy and reality in this way 

You're not the only one who fantasizes about anime characters and reads erotic fanfic of them, I do it too. 

 

Same though. 

I'm to the point where I'm not even attracted to real people other than my partner at this point. 

I kind of agree. Then again, it might be that there really aren't any cute guys on my campus that I like. Plus, anime boys have awesome special powers that you can use in inappropriate ways. 

[Adam]

When you encounter another human being that you dislike you just back away slowly. It's what I do. Try it.

That's not part of my personality. I confront people no matter who they are, and I often say things I shouldn't.