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Use the misspelling of a word to change the meaning of a phrase


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#1 BirdistheWord

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Posted 27 April 2017 - 05:28 PM

I have no idea if that title makes sense. But, change the spelling of one word in a common/well known phrase so the end result is a sentence that is awkward, gross or funny sounding. Slight adjustments can be made to get your point across.

 

I'll start with an easy one to make my point:

 

"My spidey scents are tingling"



#2 Jess

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Posted 27 April 2017 - 05:34 PM

A bird in the hand is worth two in the tush.

#3 Kaddict

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Posted 27 April 2017 - 06:11 PM

I kept trying to get into this girl's pants in high school, but I guess I was just barking up the wrong knees.



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Posted 27 April 2017 - 06:47 PM

Bite your thong.


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#5 Karla

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Posted 27 April 2017 - 06:57 PM

"One does not simply wok into Mordor."



#6 Jess

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Posted 27 April 2017 - 07:18 PM

I scream and dare-y store

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Posted 27 April 2017 - 07:30 PM

To kill two bird with one stoner.



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Posted 27 April 2017 - 07:57 PM

Do or do not. There is no gonorrhea.

Am I doing it right?

#9 Kaddict

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Posted 27 April 2017 - 08:43 PM

Do or do not. There is no gonorrhea.

Am I doing it right?

Do or do not, there is no STI would be closer. But idk if rhymes vs misspellings. Though, I also like random word replacements



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Posted 27 April 2017 - 08:59 PM

Take me down to pair of dice city where the ass is green and the girls are petty.

 

How'd I do?



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Posted 27 April 2017 - 10:30 PM

Do or do not, there is no STI would be closer. But idk if rhymes vs misspellings. Though, I also like random word replacements


I wanted gonorrhoea though. :(

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Posted 28 April 2017 - 01:48 AM


I wanted gonorrhoea though. :(

I'll see your gonorrhoea and raise you a chlamydia.

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Posted 28 April 2017 - 01:54 AM

Curiosity killed the cat, but salivation brought it back.

 

‘Cause there's no salivation for a bad boy

 

I like this word ok

 

I wanted gonorrhoea though. :(

Everyone wants gonorrhoea. Wait...


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#14 cara

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Posted 28 April 2017 - 03:25 PM

I'll see your gonorrhoea and raise you a chlamydia.

 

I raise you a syphilis.

 

Everyone wants gonorrhoea. Wait...

 

Well I can help you with that.  ;)



#15 BirdistheWord

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Posted 03 May 2017 - 01:35 AM

 

Do or do not. There is no gonorrhea.

Am I doing it right?

There is NEVER a wrong way to do gonorrhea.

 

Love these phrases y'all are coming up with !   Two birds with one stoner - HAHAH


 

Take me down to pair of dice city where the ass is green and the girls are petty.

You lose points because I really loved that song and now I will be thinking of green asses.



#16 Karla

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Posted 03 May 2017 - 12:52 PM

According to the 2nd Amendment, everyone has the right to bare arms.



#17 BirdistheWord

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 12:32 AM

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