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Use the misspelling of a word to change the meaning of a phrase


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#1 BirdistheWord

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Posted 27 April 2017 - 05:28 PM

I have no idea if that title makes sense. But, change the spelling of one word in a common/well known phrase so the end result is a sentence that is awkward, gross or funny sounding. Slight adjustments can be made to get your point across.

 

I'll start with an easy one to make my point:

 

"My spidey scents are tingling"



#2 Jess

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Posted 27 April 2017 - 05:34 PM

A bird in the hand is worth two in the tush.

#3 Kaddict

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Posted 27 April 2017 - 06:11 PM

I kept trying to get into this girl's pants in high school, but I guess I was just barking up the wrong knees.



#4 InsertUsername

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Posted 27 April 2017 - 06:47 PM

Bite your thong.


Edited by InsertUsername, 27 April 2017 - 06:48 PM.


#5 Karla

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Posted 27 April 2017 - 06:57 PM

"One does not simply wok into Mordor."



#6 Jess

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Posted 27 April 2017 - 07:18 PM

I scream and dare-y store

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Posted 27 April 2017 - 07:30 PM

To kill two bird with one stoner.



#8 cara

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Posted 27 April 2017 - 07:57 PM

Do or do not. There is no gonorrhea.

Am I doing it right?

#9 Kaddict

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Posted 27 April 2017 - 08:43 PM

Do or do not. There is no gonorrhea.

Am I doing it right?

Do or do not, there is no STI would be closer. But idk if rhymes vs misspellings. Though, I also like random word replacements



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Posted 27 April 2017 - 08:59 PM

Take me down to pair of dice city where the ass is green and the girls are petty.

 

How'd I do?



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Posted 27 April 2017 - 10:30 PM

Do or do not, there is no STI would be closer. But idk if rhymes vs misspellings. Though, I also like random word replacements


I wanted gonorrhoea though. :(

#12 Jess

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Posted 28 April 2017 - 01:48 AM


I wanted gonorrhoea though. :(

I'll see your gonorrhoea and raise you a chlamydia.

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Posted 28 April 2017 - 01:54 AM

Curiosity killed the cat, but salivation brought it back.

 

ā€˜Cause there's no salivation for a bad boy

 

I like this word ok

 

I wanted gonorrhoea though. :(

Everyone wants gonorrhoea. Wait...


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#14 cara

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Posted 28 April 2017 - 03:25 PM

I'll see your gonorrhoea and raise you a chlamydia.

 

I raise you a syphilis.

 

Everyone wants gonorrhoea. Wait...

 

Well I can help you with that.  ;)



#15 BirdistheWord

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Posted 03 May 2017 - 01:35 AM

 

Do or do not. There is no gonorrhea.

Am I doing it right?

There is NEVER a wrong way to do gonorrhea.

 

Love these phrases y'all are coming up with !   Two birds with one stoner - HAHAH


 

Take me down to pair of dice city where the ass is green and the girls are petty.

You lose points because I really loved that song and now I will be thinking of green asses.



#16 Karla

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Posted 03 May 2017 - 12:52 PM

According to the 2nd Amendment, everyone has the right to bare arms.



#17 BirdistheWord

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Posted 08 May 2017 - 12:32 AM

^1euMeR.gif



#18 Jess

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Posted 09 May 2018 - 07:58 AM

One in the think and two in the reckless impulses

#19 KaibaSama

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Posted 09 May 2018 - 10:04 AM

the ass is always greater on the other side.

 

Did I do it right? 

 

If not:

 

The grass is always cleaner on the other slide.
(or the grass is always greener on the other slide) 

 

Kids will be kids. (children will be goat babies) 

 

Kids will be kits. (Kids will be kittens)



#20 Adam

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Posted 09 May 2018 - 10:56 AM

"Yo, I gotta axe you..."




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