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#1 cara

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Posted 11 August 2017 - 10:00 AM

Which mythical creature/fictional race/fantasy whateverthefuck would you be if you lived in such a world? 

 

Examples: dragon, pixie, orc, elf, dwarf, nymph, mermaid, giant, faun, vampire, harpy, fairy, ent, jinn, imp, valkyrie 

 

I would be a fat dwarf, according to Dazz

 

So, if you lived in such a fantasy world, what would you be? Why?



#2 Drakonid

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Posted 11 August 2017 - 11:17 AM

I have been compared to yetis and sasquatchs in the past.

#3 cara

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Posted 11 August 2017 - 11:20 AM

I have been compared to yetis and sasquatchs in the past.

 

Why do you only have 621 posts



#4 Drakonid

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Posted 11 August 2017 - 11:21 AM

Why do you only have 621 posts

WHO ARE YOU, THE POST COUNT POLICE?!

#5 cara

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Posted 11 August 2017 - 11:39 AM

WHO ARE YOU, THE POST COUNT POLICE?!

 

YES, ACTUALLY



#6 Guest_iCarly_*

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Posted 11 August 2017 - 03:22 PM

I'd either wanna be some kind of demon, or an anthropomorphic dragon. 



#7 Emily

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Posted 11 August 2017 - 03:46 PM

Can I be a shapeshifter 



#8 Strategist

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Posted 11 August 2017 - 04:55 PM

Why do you only have 621 posts

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I would be a Dragon, because, badass.



#9 jaredyne

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Posted 11 August 2017 - 05:47 PM

I'm a wizard

 

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#10 Drakonid

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Posted 11 August 2017 - 06:43 PM

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I would be a Dragon, because, badass.

Why not? :(

#11 Swar

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Posted 11 August 2017 - 07:06 PM

I'd easily go with a dragon, without thinking.

#12 Arnie

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Posted 11 August 2017 - 09:40 PM

Probably a nerd elf or a nerd sylpho.

But kind of chubby.

A chubby sylpho, what a weird thing.



#13 Guest_iCarly_*

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Posted 11 August 2017 - 11:21 PM

Wait, do aliens count?



#14 Dazz

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Posted 12 August 2017 - 03:18 AM

I would be a fat dwarf, according to Dazz

 

Putting words in my mouth  <_<

 

Idk i'd be Spyro or some shit



#15 Silentqueen

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Posted 12 August 2017 - 05:00 AM

Right now I wish I could turn a dear someone into 'the-husband-who-never-has-to-be-asked-more-than-once-to-fix-something-saurus

 

I myself would love to be some type of phoenix.  



#16 HiMyNameIsNick

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Posted 12 August 2017 - 04:38 PM

A fucking dragon ofc



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Posted 12 August 2017 - 05:06 PM

I had to think about this for a few days. I hope this is okay - I would be Freyja. She seems like a total badass and her mode of transportation is a chariot pulled by cats.



#18 cara

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Posted 12 August 2017 - 05:46 PM

I'd either wanna be some kind of demon, or an anthropomorphic dragon. 

 

Dragon person 1

 

Can I be a shapeshifter 

 

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I would be a Dragon, because, badass.

 

Dragon 2

 

I'm a wizard

 

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Lit answer and lit gif

 

I'd easily go with a dragon, without thinking.

 

Dragon 3

 

Probably a nerd elf or a nerd sylpho.

But kind of chubby.

A chubby sylpho, what a weird thing.

 

What is a sylpho? I've googled this and can't find anything. :(

 

Wait, do aliens count?

 

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Putting words in my mouth  <_<

 

Idk i'd be Spyro or some shit

 

This???

 

 

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Right now I wish I could turn a dear someone into 'the-husband-who-never-has-to-be-asked-more-than-once-to-fix-something-saurus

 

I myself would love to be some type of phoenix.  

 

Phoenix would be very cool.

 

A fucking dragon ofc

 

Dragon 4

 

I had to think about this for a few days. I hope this is okay - I would be Freyja. She seems like a total badass and her mode of transportation is a chariot pulled by cats.

 

I 100000000% knew you were going to reply with something very thoughtful and cool. And I was right. I googled her and she does indeed look like a badass.  ^_^

 

 

 

Also 4 people have said dragon. LET'S MIX IT UP, PEOPLE.



#19 Swar

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Posted 12 August 2017 - 05:51 PM

Also 4 people have said dragon. LET'S MIX IT UP, PEOPLE.

 

Listen, dragons are cool as fuck and I don't regret it even a little!!

 

But if I had to choose something else... Cthulhu would be a good choice - just so I can have people wait for me to wake up but never do it, for fun and because I love sleeping.



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Posted 12 August 2017 - 06:00 PM

I'd be a fairy or some other type of small, elusive, forest-dwelling sprite.



#21 Guest_iCarly_*

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Posted 12 August 2017 - 06:22 PM

Aliens count so I'd probably be a turian or angara. 

 

Or maybe a togruta or zabrak 



#22 Kat

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Posted 13 August 2017 - 03:05 AM

Do gods count? :p



#23 Dazz

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Posted 13 August 2017 - 03:58 AM


This???

 

 

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Ye. For real tho I used to be very interested in Cerberus when learning about Greek mythology. There's something alluring about a giant three headed monster dog, guarding the gates of the underworld  ^_^



#24 cara

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Posted 14 August 2017 - 09:49 AM

Listen, dragons are cool as fuck and I don't regret it even a little!!

 

But if I had to choose something else... Cthulhu would be a good choice - just so I can have people wait for me to wake up but never do it, for fun and because I love sleeping.

 

Cthulhu is DEFINITELY cooler than a dragon. Solid choice. 

 

I'd be a fairy or some other type of small, elusive, forest-dwelling sprite.

 

Love it. I have an Amy Brown tattoo, I love fairies.

 

Aliens count so I'd probably be a turian or angara. 

 

Or maybe a togruta or zabrak 

 

Togruta would get my vote.

 

Do gods count? :p

 

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Ye. For real tho I used to be very interested in Cerberus when learning about Greek mythology. There's something alluring about a giant three headed monster dog, guarding the gates of the underworld  ^_^

 

Greek mythology is very cool, I remember loving it when I was in school. 



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Posted 14 August 2017 - 09:04 PM

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