Do you have something you're trying to decide? Been pondering it for hours, days, or even weeks, but still can't decide?
Well let me decide for you.
Tell me something you're struggling to decide about with a short and basic explanation of what it is. Example, should I dye my hair blue? What colour should I paint my nails? Should I eat chicken or beef tonight?
Ask me, let me decide, and you can illogically consider it fate and thus feel better about your choice.
Also I'm bored at work.