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#1 Turnip

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Posted 19 December 2017 - 02:48 PM

What are some things you've seen that make you think "hngghh uhh I'm gonna eat that" but couldn't because it'd harm you or kill you? Let's see em

 

Look at this clearly delicious blue raspberry fertilizer

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#2 Rogue

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Posted 19 December 2017 - 03:12 PM

A spoonful of lava! :9

 

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#3 Turnip

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Posted 19 December 2017 - 03:38 PM

A spoonful of lava! :9

 

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Looks good, the texture would probably be out of this world to be honest :3c

 

Also, these are even in a bowl, just ready to be snatched up. How considerate

 

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#4 Rogue

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Posted 19 December 2017 - 03:49 PM

Lava must taste like some kind of strawberry nutella. 
 
Glycerin soap looks really appetizing.

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#5 Adam

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Posted 19 December 2017 - 05:51 PM

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Posted 20 December 2017 - 08:20 AM

Kylo Rens jacket from the new Star Wars.

 

Also, play-dough if it didn't taste like Poseidon's Salty Butthole. They can make markers smell like strawberries, why can't they make play-dough taste good?

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#7 renegade

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Posted 20 December 2017 - 09:36 PM

I had this teacher in high school, and her class was right before lunch. She had really fatty upper arms and because of her tan line where the top of her arms were super brown and the bottom were really white, all I could do was think of really yummy dough-y bread rolls or just dough in general lol. I just wanted to take a bite out of them scrum-diddly-umptious arms lmfao. My school also had really good bread rolls that was like a staple for almost every lunch they served so maybe that has something to do with it?



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Posted 23 December 2017 - 01:50 PM

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Guess who used to stick dice in their mouth? I mean, why make them look like candy in the first place??



#9 Turnip

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Posted 23 December 2017 - 08:24 PM

Those little sponges cashiers used to have (like so they could grip the plastic bags easier or something) looked like little cakes and I always wanted to eat them when I was a kid ;_;
 

Also, play-dough if it didn't taste like Poseidon's Salty Butthole. They can make markers smell like strawberries, why can't they make play-dough taste good?

 
God, I remember making homemade playdoh in maybe preschool? Anyway, it smelt so good and I thought it'd be safe to nibble on since we didn't use anything toxic whereas regular playdoh probably did, and it still tasted so bad ;_;
 

Guess who used to stick dice in their mouth? I mean, why make them look like candy in the first place??

 
I KNOW RIGHT they look so cute and tasty..... Love these rock candies with numbers on them. Also, I'm going to stick these in my mouth and no one can stop me.
 
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#10 willy101

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Posted 29 December 2017 - 09:06 AM

this doenst necessarily count because you won't die from eating it but vanilla extract. I wish it actually tasted like it smells!



#11 Neoxx

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Posted 31 December 2017 - 03:45 AM

Tide pods, the forbidden fruit.



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Posted 07 January 2018 - 10:15 AM

I would try to each everything here  :drool:  I've tried eating play-doh already, can confirm it's Poseidon's salty butthole. And Palmolive mint soap. Does NOT taste ANYTHING like mint!

 

Every time I see air freshener beads, I feel like eating them. They look so good  :wub:

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Looks good, the texture would probably be out of this world to be honest :3c

 

Also, these are even in a bowl, just ready to be snatched up. How considerate

 

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What are those??? How can they not be candy?!



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Posted 08 January 2018 - 11:46 PM

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#14 Karla

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Posted 09 January 2018 - 04:05 PM

People beat me to tide pods, so I think I wanna eat these instead:

 

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DIPPING SAUCES!!!



#15 Dorea

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Posted 24 January 2018 - 10:00 PM

Honestly, this berry scented hand cream I have. It smells so good and it makes me hungry sometimes!




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