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[Coops]

Last year, at the end of my annual peep counting contest, some of you may remember I microwaved the mountain of disfigured peeps. Well, this year, you guys get to vote how I will murder the peeps! 

 

Also, don't forget to submit your guesses! Check out the Second Annual Peepocaplypse here.

[Adam]

You ABSOLUTELY need to murder these abominations in some kind of disgusting stew. I will help pay for the ingredients, AND pay money to see you eat it =D.

[Coops]

You ABSOLUTELY need to murder these abominations in some kind of disgusting stew. I will help pay for the ingredients, AND pay money to see you eat it =D.

This can be arranged. But only if I can buy fresh peeps for said stew lol. And only if the vote for that wins.

[cara]

No idea what a peep is but I definitely vote you eat it.

[Emily]

No idea what a peep is but I definitely vote you eat it.

 

[cara]

Never seen them in my life. American thing I assume. Are they food? I’m debating changing my vote to mashing now ...

[Adam]

Never seen them in my life. American thing I assume. Are they food? I’m debating changing my vote to mashing now ...

Highly debatable.

[Elindoril]

Send them to me and I'll record myself stuffing them all in my mouth.

[Drakonid]

All of the above.

[Cannabis]

Well tbh I want you to eat them bc I am evil and I know you hate them

[Coops]

Send them to me and I'll record myself stuffing them all in my mouth.

Are you sure? They've been stuffed in a jar for awhile... lol

[GhostMommy]

Microwave them until they expand to 20 times their original volume.  Allow them to cool and deflate into a hard flat mass of sugary regret and defeat.  Put the plate that they are on into the cold cruel rain.  Allow the ants to slowly consume their recrystallized mutated carcasses.  Place a small amount of ant poison at the center of the plate so that their will be no witnesses.  Laugh softly to yourself as the ant carry the poison purple sugar back to their queen and thus ending their genetic line from world.

[Coops]

Microwave them until they expand to 20 times their original volume.  Allow them to cool and deflate into a hard flat mass of sugary regret and defeat.  Put the plate that they are on into the cold cruel rain.  Allow the ants to slowly consume their recrystallized mutated carcasses.  Place a small amount of ant poison at the center of the plate so that their will be no witnesses.  Laugh softly to yourself as the ant carry the poison purple sugar back to their queen and thus ending their genetic line from world.

This is super specific and not gonna happen. I'm too lazy for all that, besides, I microwaved them last year. 

[GhostMommy]

This is super specific and not gonna happen. I'm too lazy for all that, besides, I microwaved them last year. 

Oh its going to happen.

[Coops]

Oh its going to happen.

Well then. 

 

[GhostMommy]

Well then. 

 

 

 

It happened at my house. You don't have to follow our lead.  

[Cannabis]

Are you sure? They've been stuffed in a jar for awhile... lol

 

Jar stuffed peeps are the best peeps?

[Elindoril]

Are you sure? They've been stuffed in a jar for awhile... lol

Does sugar go bad when it's in a jar.

I'm willing to take that risk.

[Coops]

Jar stuffed peeps are the best peeps?

No peeps are the best peeps.

 

Does sugar go bad when it's in a jar.

I'm willing to take that risk.

No, but they might be stale. If you're into stale peeps, that's cool.

[Ladida]

Microwave them until they expand to 20 times their original volume.  Allow them to cool and deflate into a hard flat mass of sugary regret and defeat.  Put the plate that they are on into the cold cruel rain.  Allow the ants to slowly consume their recrystallized mutated carcasses.  Place a small amount of ant poison at the center of the plate so that their will be no witnesses.  Laugh softly to yourself as the ant carry the poison purple sugar back to their queen and thus ending their genetic line from world.

I do this with borax and powdered sugar. Works every time!

[Cannabis]

No peeps are the best peeps.

 

No, but they might be stale. If you're into stale peeps, that's cool.

 

I low key love peeps

 

Stale peeps sounds like a hipster band

[GhostMommy]

I do this with borax and powdered sugar. Works every time!

The melted peeps are less likely to get spread the arsenic trioxide around.  Borax is supposed to work.   There are also fat loving ants where marshmellows must be replaced with crisco. 

[Coops]

I guess I should start making my boat for the great peep voyage.

 

 

That's the boat I am considering making. I just have to make it big enough.

[Rocket]

I vote you boil them because I'm curious as to what happens to a boiled marshmallow now.