Crunbesalm!
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1) Mario Kart, for two
2) A pair of sporty Puppyblews
3) 30:1 at Krawps
4) Opposite of a trochee
5) Two Wadjets chasing a Mootix
6) A ping pong ball rolling off the right side of a table
7) What did Ana call her Moach removal service? Anapest!
8) Here, I'll put this one right in the clue.