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#1 Ashaide

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 06:30 AM

Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.

2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you
enjoy listening.

3. Don't say you understand when you don't.

4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!

5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.

6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.

7. If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don't.

8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.

9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.

10. A system in your car only I'mpresses your homeboys not us.

11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.

12. It's good to be sensitive, someti'mes.

13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.

15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.

16. We are DrAmA queens

17. Fashion police do exist.

18. Don't ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it.

19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car

systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.

20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all ti'mes.

21.eWe don't shave our legs evryday so get over it.

22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.

23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatte or beard or mustache looks, we hate it.

24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.

25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers)

26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.

27. We are beautiful at all ti'mes.

28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell
us we aren't.

29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.

30. Most I'mportantly: we are always right, so don't
forget it.

#2 dck

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 06:36 AM

:rofl: #29

#3 Kimoflea

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 06:43 AM

:clapping: So true. So very true. Memorise this list, guys ^_^ Well done ReBellioN :D

#4 Ashaide

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 07:01 AM

I will find MORE.. So lads beware :p Thanks Ki'm :D

#5 Niche

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 07:25 AM

lmao :rofl:

#6 Fatal

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 07:28 AM

hahah pretty nice list. this coulda helped me a few weeks ago... :D

#7 Ashaide

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 07:29 AM

There's going to be more coming :p

#8 Bahbuu

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 07:51 AM

Find more!!

then I can understand girls more ^^

but this one isn't as good as the one about guys.. cos that one really shows what and who we are

but this one.. jus basically shows what you think of US... ...

lol... if you know what I mean

#9 Ashaide

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 07:57 AM

I know what you mean.. As I said, I will find more

#10 Cipher

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 08:09 AM

Uber. And what the heck, if women rule the world, I'm just fine with that and more power to ya.

#11 Darkness

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 09:54 AM

:rofl: #29

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:rofl: :rofl: that one's the best, lol

Edited by Darkness, 30 March 2005 - 09:54 AM.


#12 Gargar

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:09 AM

I already ne most of that list see I'm smart that way

#13 Arkidas

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Posted 30 March 2005 - 10:32 AM

No, my sister is almost never right and neither is my mom. Anyway, are you a girl Reb?

#14 Dark_Eco_Freak

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Posted 03 April 2005 - 02:47 PM

obviously..... look at her gender, too.

Edited by Dark_Eco_Freak, 03 April 2005 - 02:47 PM.


#15 Dark_Sniper

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Posted 03 April 2005 - 02:48 PM

rotflmao #29

#16 Ashaide

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Posted 03 April 2005 - 02:50 PM

No, my sister is almost never right and neither is my mom. Anyway, are you a girl Reb?

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Ummm Last ti'me I looked Yes Arkidas :p

#17 Hydrogen

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Posted 03 April 2005 - 02:51 PM

I knew this list naturally :D :D :D :D

#18 Ashaide

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Posted 03 April 2005 - 02:52 PM

Yeah Yeah Hydro :p

I wrote this Personally LOL :p (Didn't really)

#19 Cript

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Posted 03 April 2005 - 03:04 PM

Hmmm...so I must ditch my fat beard...and also learn to ai'm?

#20 Sean

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Posted 03 April 2005 - 05:43 PM

Good list... I agree with Netbususer but I do know that guys think it's funny and cool to let out a good loud one XD But ya, good list

#21 Cript

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Posted 03 April 2005 - 05:46 PM

Good list... I agree with Netbususer but I do know that guys think it's funny and cool to let out a good loud one XD But ya, good list

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Ha ha ha ha. I concur. Also...I've had gf's who shave their legs every day...heh, it can't be that much work.

#22 Sean

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Posted 03 April 2005 - 05:49 PM

*off topic* Cript2000, weren't you admin at neotwist? or another site like that? *bakc on topic*
Nice smooth legs every day.. sounds good :-P

#23 redlion

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Posted 03 April 2005 - 05:51 PM

:lol: Thats good, but not as good as krn's. That one was really true.

#24 Cript

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Posted 03 April 2005 - 06:27 PM

*off topic* Cript2000, weren't you admin at neotwist? or another site like that? *bakc on topic*
Nice smooth legs every day.. sounds good :-P

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Yes, admin @ neotwist and mod @ Iced Accounts

#25 Icey Defeat

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Posted 03 April 2005 - 06:36 PM

Good list... especially the fat thing, its pure humor, I dotn buy it


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