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[Cript]

(lol*) I speak for us girls when I say: SHOES RULE! I own about 12-14 pairs of shoes! (lol*)

Why do you need 12-14 pair of shoes??

[dck]

Why do you need 12-14 pair of shoes??

For her 24-28 feet?

[Sean]

This list is funny... Not all true, but funny... Atleast they know the majority of a man's brain now XD "Put the li'me in the coke you nut!" I couldn't help it..

[Evan]

Here's some si'mple rules for you to abide to.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it is up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us whining about you leaving it down.

1. Birthday's, Valentines Day and Anniversaries
are NOT a contest to see if we can find the perfect present yet again.

1. Someti'mes we are not thinking about you.
Live with it.

1. Sunday = sports.
It is like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
No, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work.
Obvious hints do not work. Just tell us.

1. We don't remember dates.
Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently before hand.

1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes...tops.
What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair out of thirty would look good with your dress?

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache for the last 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.

1. Check your oil!
Please!!!

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact all, comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's secret girls,
don't expect us to act like the soap opera guys.

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways,
and one of the ways makes you sad or angry we meant the other one.

1. Let us ogle.
We are going to look anyway. It's genetic.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it then just do it.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during the commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors.
Like windows default settings. Peach for example is a fruit not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. We are not mind readers and we never will be.
Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof on how much we care about you.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing" we will act like nothing is wrong.
We know you are lying but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want the answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Don't ask us what we are thinking about
unless you are prepared to disbecauses such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. Foreign films are best left to foreigners
unless it is Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what the heck they are saying anyway.

1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take a quiz together.
No it doesn't matter which quiz

1. Beer to us is as exciting as handbags are to you.

1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

WHERE did you get this stuff.  Its super 1337.

[Frizzle]

From a guy of CAD forums.

[Euas_warrior_ally]

No! For all my outfits! Lots of shoes to match outfits! I got a pair of boots for a skirt and some black and white ones for a black and white outfit, etc... hehehehehe!

For her 24-28 feet?

[klc1728]

There's a set of rules for guys too... it's funny. gotta find it again though( too lazy)

Edited by klc1728, 12 April 2005 - 07:07 PM.

[Fox]

Ha... I mustn't be like most girls then. I hate shopping (unless for computer games and so on... in other words, clothes shopping is boring), handbags and shoes don't interest me, I don't care about the toilet seat, I don't bother to remember my OWN birthday, I like action films (including Bruce Lee films) better than... uh... 'romantic comedy' and I'm retarded when it comes to tv so I wouldn't be sitting there whatching sports with a guy anyway, I'd be doing something else.

Oh. I just figured out why all of this might be. I did a brain gender test and I'm a complete doofus when it comes to working out what items have been moved around in a room (apparently women are meant to be good at that) but I'm really good at rotating 3D shapes (men are good at that)... anyway, my 'brain gender' score came out exactly the same as the average score of all the men who took the test.

Woop-de-doo. I'm kind of like a man in a women's body... :ermm:

[Charlie Hustle]

thats very interesting

[Niche]

lmao this is funny!!! so true I have lots of clothes shoes and bags but I hate shopping for them my mum just buys em 15 years old and my mum still buys me clothes but I dnt care she has good taste

[Frizzle]

Only the I'mportant ones are numbered one.

[Charlie Hustle]

I wondered the same thing but nw I know why

[CaliGirl18]

No! For all my outfits! Lots of shoes to match outfits! I got a pair of boots for a skirt and some black and white ones for a black and white outfit, etc... hehehehehe!

exactly! I mean u can't wear sneakers with a dress or something. gotta have shoes for every occasion


"1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact all, comments become null and void after 7 days."

[Jakezilla]

ok this is just scary.. I'm OUTTA HERE! I'm OUT! GAME OVER MAN GAME OVEEEER!!!

[danupsher]

ROFL thats good Lee