A: It's pilot was a banana
Q: Why'd Jack fall off the swing?
A: Jack had no arms
Q: Why didn't Jack get back onto the swing?
A: Jack had no legs
Q: Why did Jack die?
A: Jack was a goldfish
Q: Why couldn't the kitty fit through the kitty door?
A: It was driving a tractor
Q: Why couldn't the dog fit through the kitty door?
A: The cat ran over it
Q: Why couln't Paul go through the kitty door?
A: Paul was a tree
Q: Why couldn't the cat (a different one) drink it's milk?
A: It's head was nailed to the floor
Q: What's white and dangerous?
A: A fridge falling out of a tree
Q: Why'd John fall off his bike?
A: It had no wheels
Q: Why did Billy fall off his bike?
A: Somebody threw a piano at hi'm
many call these stupid...but these people laughed at at least one!!!
No ani'mals were harmed in the making of these jokes.