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#1 bren_dan_da_man88

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Posted 22 May 2004 - 05:01 AM

Q: Why'd the plane crash?
A: It's pilot was a banana

Q: Why'd Jack fall off the swing?
A: Jack had no arms

Q: Why didn't Jack get back onto the swing?
A: Jack had no legs

Q: Why did Jack die?
A: Jack was a goldfish

Q: Why couldn't the kitty fit through the kitty door?
A: It was driving a tractor

Q: Why couldn't the dog fit through the kitty door?
A: The cat ran over it

Q: Why couln't Paul go through the kitty door?
A: Paul was a tree

Q: Why couldn't the cat (a different one) drink it's milk?
A: It's head was nailed to the floor

Q: What's white and dangerous?
A: A fridge falling out of a tree

Q: Why'd John fall off his bike?
A: It had no wheels

Q: Why did Billy fall off his bike?
A: Somebody threw a piano at hi'm

many call these stupid...but these people laughed at at least one!!!

No ani'mals were harmed in the making of these jokes.

#2 Jaf

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Posted 27 May 2004 - 11:46 AM

So stupid but funny
Nice post dude

#3 Kimoflea

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Posted 27 May 2004 - 11:49 AM

ROFLMAO! I love stupid jokes..

Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink Fluff

Q. What did Batman say to get Robin into the car?
A. "Robin, get in the car"

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