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Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.
Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
A conclusion is si'mply the place where you got tired of thinking.
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
Don't be so open-minded, your brains might fall out.
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie!",till you can find a rock.
Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.
If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
