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Ways to turn men down

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Posted 29 May 2004 - 12:00 AM

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same ti'me.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female I'mpersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

#2 Frosty

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Posted 29 May 2004 - 01:25 AM

ROFLMAO!! dude your great for finding all the funny stuff lol :p

#3 Dan

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Posted 29 May 2004 - 03:32 AM

Hehehehe. Nice. XD

#4 Frizzle

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Posted 29 May 2004 - 03:45 AM

hehehe pretty funny, have you seen the chat up lines on Graham Norton, something around the lines of

Nice legs, what ti'me do they open?

They got Roger Moore to say this chat up line to someone

Hello, it's Roger moore, remmber that name because you'll be screaming it tonight.

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