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[Typhoon]

This is my clai'm to fame and also the reason I fell otu of the cuckoos nest.

In Year 2 (2nd grade) my best friend was a boy called Richard Hirst. His uncle is the Patrick Stewart, the bald guy from Star Trek, XMen etc. Well one day Richard thought he was "well good" because he could thrown stones in trees and make them stay there, one day he tried it with a brick and it stayed for an amazing 3 seconds.

Bang, right on my head, blood everywhere! had to have stitches, but I didn't cry or passout, but all the little 1st Years started crying 'cos of all the blood! I was too freaked out and shocked to cry and I felt no pain, weird....

And that's the reason I'm a retard

[Ender]

Somehow I find that beliveable Just kidding lol

Is that really true? ;;

Edited by Neo Wizkid, 04 June 2004 - 02:19 PM.

[Typhoon]

All that is 100% true, apart from the ti'ming about the brick, I forget how long it stayed up.

[Typhoon]

Go ahead, I'd be insulted if you didn't! (Reminds me of a cartoon, *sings* "oooooooodd parents fairly odd parents")

[XenoCyde]

LOL THATS A COOL SHOW Fairrlly odd parentts lololl

[Jakezilla]

holy sh*t phoon! you know someone that is the nephew of Xavier in X-Men!?!?!? Holy Sh*T!

[TheWu]

You're not the only one. When I was like 4 or something, I walked into a pool and almost drowned... I was in it for a while... think I lost some brain cells .

[Darkness]

when I was a week old my dad dropped me on my head, that's why I'm wacked up I'm stupid, and now everybody knows -dances- Fairly odd parents rule

[NP_craver]

wow retard, lol, were u still his friend?

[Krnsaber]

Wow I'm glad I have most of my brain cells intact!

[Typhoon]

Yeah, that scored me total popularity points I haven't seen hi'm for year though, he left my school at end of Year 3 to goto Mirfield (where his uncle comes from, my Grandma comes from and where I was this afternoon)

[supatyson]

Man that would kill and you feel it bad if it happened at like 15 years of age. Thanks for giving us pleasure to call u a Retard!

[113]

well, I had two accidentsin first one, I was 7 and was cli'mbing on top of a curch wreck in bernardin, fell on my head from 4 meters. my 2nd accident happend half year after in my class, during braketi'me some1 pushed me and I lost my balance, fell with my head in the wall, 24 stiches in the arcade area (above eye),

[NP_craver]

oww..dat must hurt lyk totally

[Jaf]

Does that mean you get to run in the "special olympics"?
*lol* just kidding... Hope you regain you'r brain cells

[NP_craver]

as in special olympics, do u meen the paralympics?

[Kimoflea]

Ouch Typhoon!

My best accident was at school doing high jump.. I said to my mates 'I bet I will break my arm or something', so when I landed on my arm funny, and my hand was at a strange angle, so one believed I had hurt myself
My teacher had to drive me down to A and E and I had to have pins in my wrist *ouch!*

Edited by Valensin, 05 June 2004 - 06:19 AM.

[Ender]

LOL, reminds me of the south park episode where cartman  plays in the special olympics  

I am glad I have most of my brain cells. Or do I?

Edited by Neo Wizkid, 05 June 2004 - 06:27 AM.

[Frizzle]

I thought you was a retard because you was British? lol just kidding, Nasty accident, the most horrible accident I had was yesterday, I got so drunk I had an alleric reaction and fell over and almost died on my own vomit.