In Year 2 (2nd grade) my best friend was a boy called Richard Hirst. His uncle is the Patrick Stewart, the bald guy from Star Trek, XMen etc. Well one day Richard thought he was "well good" because he could thrown stones in trees and make them stay there, one day he tried it with a brick and it stayed for an amazing 3 seconds.
Bang, right on my head, blood everywhere! had to have stitches, but I didn't cry or passout, but all the little 1st Years started crying 'cos of all the blood! I was too freaked out and shocked to cry and I felt no pain, weird....
And that's the reason I'm a retard