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[Robert]

Have a great 14th birthday

EDIT: by the way what happened to Ortho? is he still alive?

Edited by wjmroberst, 07 June 2004 - 12:44 AM.

[Typhoon]

I never see hi'm around much now, but happy birthday! The Big 1-4! Those pubey-wubeys will be appearing soon!

[Dan]

Pubey-wubeys. LOL.

[Frizzle]

Arm pit hairs and all. Happy b-day (I know a girl with a biiger beard then most blokes and she's 14)

[powerman5000]

Arm pit hairs and all. Happy b-day (I know a girl with a biiger beard then most blokes and she's 14)

damn that has to suck for the girl and the guys haha! yeah I wonder where ortho went...he died or somin lol

[freakymama]

Happy B-Day Ortho!!! And Frizzle, about thoes girls with more facial hair then you guys out there, Send em my way. That is what I do for a living. Electrolysis-Permanent Hair Removal. Yep I'm a Weeee bit older than you guys, but I don't act it and I still turn heads out there. PLUS... I love younger men!

[Frizzle]

Happy B-Day Ortho!!! And Frizzle, about thoes girls with more facial hair then you guys out there, Send em my way. That is what I do for a living. Electrolysis-Permanent Hair Removal. Yep I'm a Weeee bit older than you guys, but I don't act it and I still turn heads out there. PLUS... I love younger men!

That's just..scared me for life.

[freakymama]

You don't need to be SCARED, I think! I live way to far away... HAhaha. I live in Washington USA!!! I"m harmless. Cant ya tell? No really, I am harmless, I'm married. But I do remove hair permanently. Even on young guys. Backs, necks, No not below the waist! But mostly facial hair on females.

[Kimoflea]

Jaf is a monkey.. will he look human if you remove all his monkey hair?

[freakymama]

Nope! Once a monkey, always a monkey. Now a monkey with no hair... that would be scary!

[Frizzle]

Jaf is very hairy. How do you get rid of the hair then?

[AbsoluteDrums714]

ok, freakymama, I AM SCARED OF YOU!!!!!! why you may ask?? I dont know, MAYBE BECAUSE YOU TAKE PLEASURE IN REMOVING THE BODY HAIR OF INNOCENT YOUNG CHILDREN!!!!!!!

[freakymama]

Now AbsoluteDrums714, you live alittle closer...No just kidding. My youngest client I work on is my daughter(her brows), she is 10. Now not meaning to put you dudes down, but you dudes are whi'mpy when it comes to electrolysis!!! The females have a much higher pain tolorance, they come back. Once a guy comes in, you guessed it. I never see em again.Whi'mpy! And I don't go looking for people, CHILDREN to torture, They LOOK for me. And the pay is pretty~pretty good. SO STEP RIGHT UP! Whos first?

[AbsoluteDrums714]

I bet your dream is for your dear little daughter to grow up in your footsteps AND BECOME A CRAZY, HAIR FETISH, CHILDREN SHAVING, FREAKYMAMA!!!

[freakymama]

What do you mean its my dream for her to be a crazy hair fettish freakymama when she grows up? That would be great. Then I would have someone to torture me. But Noooo, I'm not going to be so lucky. Little Miss straight A student wants to be a singer. We just bought her, her very first guitar for 5th grade. whatch out Spice Girls, and my daughter is a beauty. Already a cheerleader for our home town football team. She looks alot like Herminie on Harry Potter-But cuter. Now back to the hairy dude, if you want it gone PERMANENTLY Electrolysis is the answer. But if its a temporary thing, just apply duct tape and rip it off real fast! He might even enjoy it.

[Shivi]

Heppy Birthday Ortho!

Now AbsoluteDrums714, you live alittle closer...No just kidding. My youngest client I work on is my daughter(her brows), she is 10. Now not meaning to put you dudes down, but you dudes are whi'mpy when it comes to electrolysis!!! The females have a much higher pain tolorance, they come back. Once a guy comes in, you guessed it. I never see em again.Whi'mpy! And I don't go looking for people, CHILDREN to torture, They LOOK for me. And the pay is pretty~pretty good. SO STEP RIGHT UP! Whos first?

Why would they need to come back if it permanently removes hair ?

Edited by Shivi, 07 June 2004 - 09:30 PM.

[AbsoluteDrums714]

1) way to go with getter her the guitar, good idea
2) I'm not even going to mention how sick I just got when I read your post "whatch out spice girls...."???? one word: No! Not Cool.
3) I like my hair right where it is thank you very much

EDIT:  o yeah, Shivi, like to see her get out of that one!

Edited by AbsoluteDrums714, 07 June 2004 - 09:31 PM.

[freakymama]

Ok listen up. You have a little probe(needle) it goes into the hair folicule(each and every one) and it is hooked up to an electrolysis machine. This machine has an AC and a DC current, it heats up the folicule to destroy the part that grows the hair. It can be permanent the first ti'me but you have a hair growth system that what you see isn't all you got, so it takes repeated treatments to go through the hair cycles and there are a few other factors like a persons PAIN TOLERENCE!

[Jaf]

Jaf is a monkey.. will he look human if you remove all his monkey hair?

I am a monkey worshiper not a monkey-human hybird thingy 

[supatyson]

I hope u have a great day!

[Death]

:happybay: happy birthday!! hope you have lots of fun  :smileysex:

Edited by Death, 08 June 2004 - 05:41 AM.