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[Random]

Lets discuss Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris jokes welcomed

My Own

If Chuck Norris was Jewish, their wouldn't have been a holocaust.

Chuck Norris doesn't need brass knuckles, his knuckles are brass.

Chuck Norris isn't white, he's created his own race.

[Darkness]

I may be the only one who doesn't find Chuck Norris funny. o.O

[dck]

I may be the only one who doesn't find Chuck Norris funny. o.O

The jokes are funny the first time you hear them, but they get old really fast...especially when no one shuts up about them >_<

[X23X]

HEs sorta like jackie chann but not no were close to jackie chan i use to like chuck but i dont now for sum odd reason.

[SupermanFTM]

He isn't funny. He's amazing I sure do love him, in a non-homosexual way!

There are so many jokes out right now, I don't want to make a fool of myself by trying to make some up though

[Silk]

WHO THE HELLL IS CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!

[Mr. Hobo]

The jokes are funny the first time you hear them, but they get old really fast...especially when no one shuts up about them >_<

So true. So far not counting the jokes told in this thread I've been told 6 Chuck Norris jokes today

[Sean]

WHO THE HELLL IS CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!

[Darkness]

WHO THE HELLL IS CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!

Chuck Norris

Edited by Darkness, 20 March 2006 - 03:30 PM.

[Jaf]

Texas Walker Ranger, Karate Champion, A Titan, God

[hoju]

K guys... Who will make it to the moon first?
The Flash or Superman?





































Chuck Norris.

[Random]

Thats the new fad, Chuck Norris. Chucknorrisfacts.com is a great place to go when your bored.

[Silk]

Wow you guys are addicted on something that looks like a cross between a tramp and an 80 year old

[hoju]

Wow you guys are addicted on something that looks like a cross between a tramp and an 80 year old

You just don't get it

[Silk]

You just don't get it

Yeah.. I'm an outsider to this joke so i refuse to like it

[amyjia]

Wow you guys are addicted on something that looks like a cross between a tramp and an 80 year old

lol..omg.. .. I have seen walker texas ranger.. Chuck Norris likes kicking people in the face :blink:

[Darkness]

You just don't get it

Nope, I don't either

[Jaf]

It's basically a "meme" or an internets fad.
The previous one was...

[Random]

Death by roundhouse kicks has risen 3000% since his birth.

[Silk]

Nope, I don't either

Woo yeah! We should make some anti-Chuck Norris badges that we wear!

[haif0sh0]

http://www.newground...tal/view/285267
You guys will like this.

[Random]

We should make Praise the Lord badges with chuck norris' face on them.

Seen it Hai, he get's his ass kicked, but thats by like 30 superheroes.

Edited by RaNdOmNeSs, 20 March 2006 - 03:44 PM.

[Christopher Robin]

the moon isnt in orbit, Chuck Norris round house kicked it 50 years ago

[Darkness]

Woo yeah! We should make some anti-Chuck Norris badges that we wear!

Ha, he was only decent when he was on TV. Now he's kind of a loser.

[hoju]

Woo yeah! We should make some anti-Chuck Norris badges that we wear!

This is just a joke, no need to go around and kill it...