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[A Silent Soliloquy]

One time chuck Norris had a massive erection. There were no survivors.

/\-- that ones pretty cool.

And one I made up \/

Chuck Norris raped me.

[Random]

1st is good, 2nd is terrible.

[supatyson]

Has anyone heard the anti chuck norris jokes. They are the worst. However. You have to love jokes like...
Outer Space exsists cause the Planets are too scared to be close to Chuck Norris.

[Sham]

I'm so sick of Chuck. He's over-used.

[Cam]

Chucknorris is gay, I hate how people having a big fad over him farout get over him.

[dolphinbomb]

Chuck Norris once got owned at CS. Out of anger, he kicked the internet. That's where lag comes from.

Chuck Norris once sold his soul to the devil. He then roundhouse kicked the devil and took his soul back. The devil, appreciating the irony, just laughed it off. They now play cards every wednesday night.

^My favorites^

[Freddy]

The last Ice Age is blamed on Chuck Norris. He had an erection that blocked the suns rays for 47 years.

[Random]

Derk....disturbing..

[Rush]

I have seen(and not sure saved) a video of chuck norris reading jokes about himself. In the video he reads out jokes, and tells his favorites. xD

[dolphinbomb]

I believe that's the video you speak of?

[Mr. Hobo]

They said he had 6 testicles on tv o.0