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[Grizzly]

Rules:
1) Try to keep it clean
2) One joke at a time

I'll start
Yo mammas so dirty when she tried to take a bath the water jumped out and said "Naa.. I'm Cool"

[Aetas]

Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the super bowl
...sold the car for gas money
...I told her spring was just around the corner, and she went looking for it!

[Noitidart]

*asian accent*Yo mamma sooooo fat that when she jump for joyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...... she get! stuk!

lol got it from peter russel

[Grizzly]

Yo mammas so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth

[Vex]

your momma is so fat she jumped into thin air and got stuck.
your momma is so fat that you have to take two trains and a plane to get on her good side.
your momma is so stupid she prints word documents by photocopying the moniter.

[Kitchwa]

ohh I've got a few good ones
Your mumma is so old when I told her to act her own age, she died.

Yo mumma is so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to EVERYBODY.

Yo mumma is so fat she has to wake up in sections.

Yo mummas so fat the national weather service gives a name to each 1 of her farts.

ok thats all I got. sorry if I put to many on at once

Edited by Kitchwa, 28 April 2006 - 01:28 AM.

[AJB540]

Yo mama's so fat, she walked in front of the television, and I missed 3 episodes!

[Ilya]

Wow all of those are all corny.... ^

Heres one....

Yo moma is so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

[Bryan]

Yo momma's so nasty, talked on the phone with her and got an ear infection.

[Ilya]

Yo momma's so nasty, talked on the phone with her and got an ear infection.

ummmmmmmm.... no

Yo moma is so fat she make olympic sumo wrestlers look anerixic.

[Bryan]

Yo momma is so fat I have to drive a car just to slap both her buttcheeks.

[Ilya]

Yo mama so ugly she put the Boogie man outta business.

[Cam]

Yo mama so fat that she had to take a bath at seaworld.

Yo mama so fat that when she was walking down the beach a whale jumped
out and said "WE ARE FAMILY"

Yo mama so fat that when she went swimming in the ocean she floated away and miles away Spain claimed they found new land.

Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so stupid she tryed to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

Yo mama so stupid she tryed to drown a fish.

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a bus and said "who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat when it was raining in new york she put on her yellow coat and people yelled "TAXI"

Yo mama so fat when she wipes her but she uses a matress.

[Kitchwa]

Yo mummas so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped outta george washingtons nose

[Cam]

Yo mama so fat that your dad came in and said woah its chilli out side (cold) then your mama ran out with a bowl and spoon.

[Mr. Hobo]

Yo mommas so ugly that she makes you look good.
Yo mommas so fat that she has more chins than a chinese phone book.

Edited by Toxic Hobo, 28 April 2006 - 05:48 PM.

[Ilya]

Yo mama so fat that she had to take a bath at seaworld.

Yo mama so fat that when she was walking down the beach a whale jumped
out and said "WE ARE FAMILY"

Yo mama so fat that when she went swimming in the ocean she floated away and miles away Spain claimed they found new land.

Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so stupid she tryed to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.

Yo mama so stupid she tryed to drown a fish.

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a bus and said "who threw that rock?"

Yo mama so fat when it was raining in new york she put on her yellow coat and people yelled "TAXI"

Yo mama so fat when she wipes her but she uses a matress.

Dont make a moma joke longer then 1 line, otherwise when you get to the end you forget what was the joke about...

Edited by Adobe, 28 April 2006 - 05:51 PM.

[Raui]

Dont make a moma joke longer then 1 line, otherwise when you get to the end you forget what was the joke about...

Do you have to be so critical Adobe...seriously do you ?

Yo mommas so fat the last time she saw your phone number was on the scales

[Ilya]

Do you have to be so critical Adobe...seriously do you ?

Yo mommas so fat the last time she saw your phone number was on the scales

haha

[Sweeney]

This one's especially for Adobe, and it's really mean:
Yo Mama's so stupid, she actually thought labor was worth it.

[Niche]

Yo momma's so old she sat behind jesus in the 3rd grade

Yo momma's so old she was a waitress at the last supper

Yo momma's so short you can see her feet on her driving licence

Yo momma's so old her birth certificate said expired

Yo momma's so dumb she sa on the tv and watched the sofa

[Frizzle]

You can drown fish..

[Sweeney]

You can drown fish..

Only fish without a buccal cavity
Still... that's quite a few...
But sshh, it's just a joke.