In water without oxygen I suppose? I honestly have no desire how or why you could/would drown a fish.Only fish without a buccal cavity
Still... that's quite a few...
But sshh, it's just a joke.
Yo Mamma Jokes
Started by Grizzly, Apr 27 2006 05:07 PM
38 replies to this topic
#26
Posted 29 April 2006 - 03:11 PM
#27
Posted 29 April 2006 - 03:16 PM
Yo momma's so fat when she sat on a quarter a booger popped out of Gearge Washington's nose
#28
Posted 29 April 2006 - 05:00 PM
Yo momma's so fat she... tried to climb a tree but out came paper!
Okay... I suck at making up jokes.
Okay... I suck at making up jokes.
#29
Posted 29 April 2006 - 05:34 PM
Yo mama so stupid, she failed a blood test
yo mama so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball
yo mama so old shes dead <--- hahaha I suck
yo mama so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball
yo mama so old shes dead <--- hahaha I suck
#30
Posted 29 April 2006 - 06:25 PM
Yo mamma's so fat people mistake her for a city bus
#31
Posted 29 April 2006 - 06:28 PM
Yo mamma so stupid, she got locked inside wal-mart and died of starvation.
#32
Posted 29 April 2006 - 06:33 PM
Yo mamma so stupid, she got locked inside wal-mart and died of starvation.
Wouldn't it be better if you said a chocolate factory or something???
#33
Posted 29 April 2006 - 10:04 PM
Yo mama is so short she can do backflips under her bed.
Yo mama so fat when she went on the scales it said "1 Person at a time"
Yo mama so fat when she went on the scales it said "1 Person at a time"
#34
Posted 30 April 2006 - 03:13 AM
Yo momma's so ugly when she went to work as a stripper they paid her to keep her clothes on
#35
Posted 30 April 2006 - 04:55 AM
I heard this off of the Yo Momma show on MTV.
"Your jokes are so lame you should be telling knock knock jokes. Speaking of knock knock jokes, that's how my balls sounded on your mom's chin last night. Knock knock knock."
"Your jokes are so lame you should be telling knock knock jokes. Speaking of knock knock jokes, that's how my balls sounded on your mom's chin last night. Knock knock knock."
#36
Posted 02 May 2006 - 03:55 PM
Yo momma's so fat when me and my friends were running around her it was like being sucked into orbit
#37
Posted 04 May 2006 - 03:26 PM
Yo mammas so dirty she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mammas so fat she plays hide and go seek with her belly button.
Yo mammas so fat she plays hide and go seek with her belly button.
#38
Posted 05 May 2006 - 03:12 PM
Your mom is like a christmas tree, everyone hangs there balls on her
#39
Posted 05 May 2006 - 03:22 PM
Whats the difference between yo mamma and gas prices?
Gas prices are always going up on the public.
And yo mammas always going DOWNNN on the public.
-jumps off a cliff-
Gas prices are always going up on the public.
And yo mammas always going DOWNNN on the public.
-jumps off a cliff-
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