THIS IS A FUNNY JOKE!
#1
Posted 20 June 2006 - 01:32 AM
#2
Posted 20 June 2006 - 01:40 AM
Q:What did the blind, deaf, mute kid with AIDS get for christmas?
A:Cancer.
Q:What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
A: You can't fuck a rock.
Pmfsl. Those made me laugh.
#3
Posted 20 June 2006 - 02:15 AM
gd jokes =D
#4
Posted 20 June 2006 - 02:52 AM
You haven't seen him around?^
xeno? you're still alive?
#5
Posted 20 June 2006 - 03:05 AM
The revoked child-support.
#6
Posted 20 June 2006 - 03:11 AM
#7
Posted 20 June 2006 - 03:16 AM
#8
Posted 20 June 2006 - 03:21 AM
Edited by Eeyore, 20 June 2006 - 03:21 AM.
#9
Posted 20 June 2006 - 03:43 AM
Her baby is not dead though.Guys its still not nice to talk about dead baby's. Seeing as one of our own friends here at neocodex is pregnant.
Q. Whats good about taking a shower with a 10year old girl?
A. If you make her get down on her knee's she looks about 5
Q: What's the best part about having sex with twenty-two year olds?
A: There's twenty of them.
Q: What is the worst part about eating bald pussy?
A: Putting the diaper back on.
Q: What is the difference between a mansion and 10 year old?
A: I have never been inside a mansion.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: You don't wear boots when you jump on a trampoline.
Q: What is the best part about having sex with a 12 year old in the shower?
A: You can slick her hair back and pretend she is 8.
Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit!
Q: What is black and blue and hates to have sex?
A: The 7 year old in my trunk.
#10
Posted 20 June 2006 - 03:47 AM
Make some other sorts of jokes.
Edited by Turkey, 20 June 2006 - 03:47 AM.
#11
Posted 20 June 2006 - 03:48 AM
If you can't joke about babies...What can you joke about?Honestly Its not nice. Your making pedofile jokes here, and im not just comparing to clair. Your talking about dead babys, and raping babys. and raping dead babies.
Make some other sorts of jokes.
#12
Posted 20 June 2006 - 03:50 AM
Just be more mature on what you say.
#13
Posted 20 June 2006 - 03:53 AM
Your the idiot for getting so offended. It is quite easy to leave a thread. Why keep coming back if you obviously dont like the jokes inside?Your an idiot frosty.. Theres not just jokes about babys. Before you mentioned baby jokes I didn't knwo they existed. You could have some more adult jokes Instead of baby jokes that arnt even funny.
Just be more mature on what you say.
#14
Posted 20 June 2006 - 03:55 AM
Im just trying to make you be mature on what jokes you are making.
#15
Posted 20 June 2006 - 03:58 AM
#16
Posted 20 June 2006 - 03:58 AM
#17
Posted 20 June 2006 - 04:03 AM
Mabye we could of marked this with [Mature] or something.
*But why is it in General?*
#18
Posted 20 June 2006 - 04:07 AM
And lemon, I didn't understand the joke. And I dont care about that joke, I dont think it offended anyone, and plus it dosn't have anything to do with anything.
Im just leaving, im trying to be nice. But obviously you guys dont care. Im trying to give you all just a little bit of maturity over what jokes you make.
Im leaving the topic, bye.
#19
Posted 20 June 2006 - 04:18 AM
Eeyore, I didn't mind the first one. But until they got repeated and repeated over and over. The topic just become less mature.
And lemon, I didn't understand the joke. And I dont care about that joke, I dont think it offended anyone, and plus it dosn't have anything to do with anything.
Im just leaving, im trying to be nice. But obviously you guys dont care. Im trying to give you all just a little bit of maturity over what jokes you make.
Im leaving the topic, bye.
I my lesbian statement and my statement about you were seperate and not related, and also.. these jokes are mature.
#20
Posted 20 June 2006 - 04:52 AM
#21
Posted 20 June 2006 - 04:55 AM
well anyways
How do you get dead babies out of a blender?
Tortilla Chips
#22
Posted 20 June 2006 - 05:22 AM
lol ive heard/told this one before (not here tho. till now)
Q: What is black and blue and hates to have sex?
A: The 7 year old in my trunk.
#23
Posted 20 June 2006 - 08:18 AM
#24
Posted 20 June 2006 - 08:23 AM
Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
A: Depends how hard you throw them.
#25
Posted 20 June 2006 - 08:32 AM
Frosty already said this.fucki* hell, dont complain about the jokes if u cant take a joke..
lol ive heard/told this one before (not here tho. till now)
Q: What is black and blue and hates to have sex?
A: The 7 year old in my trunk.
Yeah, some of these jokes are funny and some are not, but it's all good. No need to complain.
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